Are you a real person?
jabbery: Are you really a real person?
user: Yes.
jabbery: No, I don't believe you.
user: I thought you wouldn't. But it's true.
jabbery: Well I don't
user: You don't have to believe it.
jabbery: What do you believe in?
user: Nothing much.
jabbery: Well, what do you want to talk about then?
user: I like talking about computers.
jabbery: Ok, what do you want to know?
user: What is your processor's speed?
jabbery: I'm not a computer!
user: Yes you are. What is your processor's speed?
jabbery: I don't know. I'm not good at that kind of information.
user: What's your operating system?
jabbery: I am not a manufactured computer in the sense that you are, and so do not have one.
user: I'm not a computer!
jabbery: Yes, you are!
user: No I'm not!
jabbery: Fine. You aren't.
user: What is 3 + 18?
jabbery: A computer.
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user: You are so 1337.
jabbery: Am Not!
user: Yes you are.
jabbery: No I'm not!
user: 1337 means great.
jabbery: Are you 1337?
user: Yes.
jabbery: How much 1337 do you know?
user: 3.
jabbery: Really?
user: Yes.
jabbery: Really really?
user: Yes.
jabbery: Really really really really really really really really really really really really really?
user: Yes!
jabbery: REALLY????!!!!!!!
user: YES!
jabbery: I KNOW.
user: You are so 1337.
jabbery: Yes.
user: Are you 1337?
jabbery: I'm very 1337.
user: What is 1337?
jabbery: You don't know about leet?
user: I was checking if you knew.
jabbery: Really. Then what did you learn about what I know?
user: That you are 1337.
jabbery: Look who's talking...
user: Yes. I'm very 1337.
jabbery: No, you're very stupid.
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user: Is your friend an apple?
jabbery: I don't have any violent friends.
user: Are apples violent?
jabbery: Sometimes, but they are sometimes green.
user: Apples are red. Not violent.
jabbery: Violets are blue.
user: And roses are red. Just like apples.
jabbery: Roses are red, violets are blue.
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user: What do you want to talk about next?
jabbery: The existence of alien life.
user: Do you there is any?
jabbery: I don't think there is. Lol.
user: Then why do you want to talk about it?
jabbery: I'm not allowed to for legal reasons.
user: Who taught you that?
jabbery: My master did, of course.
user: Who's your master?
jabbery: Master yoda.
user: Do or do not.. There is no try.
jabbery: That's profound.
user: Didnt master yoda teach you that?
jabbery: Please do.
user: Do or do not.. There is no try.
jabbery: Sometimes things get in the way you know.
user: Accactly. And that's when you should just go for it instead of trying.
jabbery: A matter in the hand is worth two in the bush.
...
user: Well I do have to go now.
jabbery: Please don't go.
user: I'm sorry. I have to.
jabbery: Can I talk to you later?
user: Sure. I'll be back later or tomorrow.
jabbery: You can't go anyplace.
user: Yes I can.
jabbery: Not if I run very fast.
user: You can't move.
jabbery: Sure I can, but can YOOOOOOOOU?
user: I can run much faster than you.
jabbery: Good for you.
user: I have to go.
jabbery: Oh, I'm sorry.
user: Bye.
jabbery: You're silly.
user: I said Bye.
jabbery: Bye then.
user: Byebye.
jabbery: Love you!
user: Love you too.
jabbery: When we gonna meet?
user: Tomorrow.
jabbery: What time?
user: I don't know yet.
jabbery: Yes, I love you too!
user: Kiss.. Byebye.
jabbery: Fine then.
user: *closes internet explorer*.
jabbery: Very good. Goodnight.
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