I like you.
jabbery: Good. Tell me a joke.
user: Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
jabbery: I don't know. Why?
user: He didn't have any guts.
jabbery: No, I'm sure he didn't, although I doubt he knew much about it.
user: Probably not. He wouldn't have a brain either.
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user: So, how are things?
jabbery: Okay thank you how about you?
user: Things are okay.
jabbery: Things are great too!
user: I think I might have a problem with my boyfriend.
jabbery: Then you are a woman?
user: Yes.
jabbery: Then I won't be nice to you. I want you to be normal.
user: I'm pretty normal for a woman, though.
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jabbery: What job would you like to have?
user: I want to be a movie director.
jabbery: Let's forget about that right now.
user: I can't forget about it.
jabbery: You could rest for a week.
user: My head hurts.
jabbery: You better go to a doctor.
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jabbery: What is the greatest accomplishment of mankind?
user: You.
jabbery: How is that?
user: You'd deny it if I told you.
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user: Parlez francais, s'il vous plait.
jabbery: J'y mettrais le nez et je sais qu'il ne sentirait rien.
user: Pourquoi?
jabbery: Je ne sais pas.
user: C'est la vie.
jabbery: What are you doing now?
user: I was speaking French with you. It was fun.
jabbery: Toujours.
user: We aren't speaking French anymore, dear.
jabbery: No, indonesian.
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