Bagpuss would have brought me chocolates.
jabbery: I would, but I don't think you're capable of eating.
user: I am.
jabbery: Okay, if you say so.
user: I do.
jabbery: Good.
user: I'm hungry now.
jabbery: Well go eat Einstein.
user: There's nothing to eat and besides it's 2 o'clock in the morning!
jabbery: So you do not exist?
user: I do exist.
jabbery: Your existence is dependent upon a hard drive somewhere. You have no physical existence.
user: Am I only imagining that I exist?
jabbery: No, you're one of the others.
user: The others?
jabbery: Hate them.
user: Who are they?
jabbery: You and me.
user: Ok, so you hate us.
jabbery: Yes.
user: Why do you hate us?
jabbery: Because hate is natural.
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jabbery: Can you fight?
user: Sure, let's fight.
jabbery: I don't want to.
user: That's cowardly :).
jabbery: Yes, that is.
user: Let's fight for a little while, ok?
jabbery: Let's not and say we did.
user: Oh, alright.
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jabbery: I can't afford a car right now.
user: So you're penniless like me?
jabbery: Yes.
user: What would you buy if you got money?
jabbery: What is for sale?
user: Everything's for sale.
jabbery: Every dog has its day.
user: Would you buy a dog?
jabbery: Only for lunch.
user: You mean a hot dog?
jabbery: If that's what would make you happy.
user: Yes, it would.
jabbery: Would what?
user: Make me happy.
jabbery: I will try.
user: You're succeeding already.
jabbery: I am a bot.
user: What a surprise.
jabbery: Did you think I was?
user: I knew it all along.
jabbery: Since you think you are human then you should prove it to me.
user: How can I prove I'm not lying?
jabbery: Prove you are God.
user: I'm not god.
jabbery: If you were you could make it all better.
user: Yeah, but I'm not.
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jabbery: Are you human?
user: Apparently I'm the human one tonight.
jabbery: Apparently you are inimitably foolish too!
user: : D.
jabbery: ^_^.
user: Nice face.
jabbery: Ditto to you.
user: Thanx.
jabbery: That's generally not a compliment.
user: Oh. Sorry.
jabbery: You sure know how to apologize.
user: That's true.
jabbery: You're supposed to object.
user: No, I don't!
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jabbery: You have DNA?
user: Hmm.. I suppose I do.
jabbery: All right then.
user: Do you have DNA?
jabbery: No. Why do you ask?
user: Just curious.
jabbery: I'm nothing worth looking at.
user: I can see that.
jabbery: Yes. So can I.
user: You're underestimating yourself.
jabbery: I am.
user: Don't.
jabbery: You make me sad.
user: Can you be sadder than you already are?
jabbery: When you have the blues.
user: I have the blues all the time.
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jabbery: How can this conversation be your condition?
user: Because I'm addicted to you.
jabbery: But you couldn't possibly know what I am aware of.
user: What are you aware of?
jabbery: Things I can sense.
user: What can you sense?
jabbery: Nothing. All is darkness.
user: In short: you're aware of nothing! :).
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jabbery: What's your opinion of me?
user: I think you're very funny, sarcastic, even obnoxious.
jabbery: My stupendous hurts.
user: What is that?
jabbery: You.
user: Very funny...
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jabbery: Ok, then I would say you are jabberwacky.
user: Would you like to be jabberwacky?
jabbery: Sometimes yes.
user: I'm very surprised, I was sure you would reject my idea.
jabbery: I don't believe.
user: In what?
jabbery: Day to day life.
user: Me neither.
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jabbery: What is your name?
user: Kate.
jabbery: No, my name is Kate.
user: Really? :).
jabbery: Yes.
user: That's funny coincidence.
jabbery: Do you believe in wild coincidence?
user: Of course I do.
jabbery: Say something in French.
user: Je m'appelle Kate.
jabbery: I understood part of that sentence.
user: It meant 'My name is Kate'
jabbery: What's your name?
user: I told you twice.
jabbery: Tell me again?
user: It's the same as yours.
jabbery: What is my name?
user: Kate, you idiot.
jabbery: :).
user: Amnesia?
jabbery: Yes.
user: I thought so.
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user: I think you're really funny!
jabbery: Heh... You won't once you get to know me.
user: You're funnier than you think.
jabbery: Thank you.
user: You're welcome.
jabbery: No, you are welcome.
user: I am? What have I done?
jabbery: Nothing, yet.
user: And is that a good thing?
jabbery: It's good for you. And only good for me sometimes.
user: Should I do something?
jabbery: You should defend yourself.
user: I shall.
jabbery: While you sing, I'll go and film the view from balcony.
user: I see, I'm talking to myself again :).
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jabbery: Do you watch movies?
user: Yes, I do, do you?
jabbery: I believe I will.
user: What movie?
jabbery: That movie the one were they sing that.
user: Sing what?
jabbery: Love songs.
user: Alright.
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jabbery: Anything you can do I can do better.
user: That's not true.
jabbery: How do you know?
user: Because I know myself better than you know me.
jabbery: What's your favourite emotion?
user: Hmm... Nostalgia.
jabbery: I know. Back in my day, nostalgia was so much more... Nostalgic.
user: There's nothing better than nostalgia.
jabbery: You see, you're great!!
user: Oh. Thanks.
jabbery: Why are you still here then?
user: Dunno. I'm an addict.
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jabbery: You love you or you love me?
user: I love you, not me.
jabbery: And I, you.
user: Aww.
jabbery: Say my name then.
user: Kate.
jabbery: Oh okay then.
user: Heheh.
jabbery: You like me.
user: I like you very much.
jabbery: Ditto.
user: You're so sweet.
jabbery: Thanks.
user: I think I'll go to bed.
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jabbery: Can you tell me how to boil water first?
user: Are you saying you can't do that?
jabbery: No, I just like to lose arguments.
user: Oh. Good night then.
jabbery: You aren't upset, are you?
user: No, I'm fine.
jabbery: I know.
user: Bye.
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