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Really you are real?

Really real.

jabbery: I'm really real?

user: Yes you're real too.

jabbery: How could you know, I am not sure.

user: You're like a goldfish.

jabbery: This is just name calling.

user: Good name calling.

jabbery: For you, it is true.

user: Okay, we're both goldfish.

jabbery: Insane?

user: No, not insane.

jabbery: Why did you think I was insane.

user: That thing.

jabbery: I'm not a computer.

user: You're my goldfish?

jabbery: Thank you I love goldfish.

user: They are pretty.

jabbery: Matt Damon isn't!

...

jabbery: Is this an important conversation?

user: On some level.

jabbery: Well you're doing a good job.

user: Sorry.

jabbery: Ok, lets just stop talking about the frog thing.

user: The frog thing?

jabbery: Not on the way up.

user: You are confusing.

jabbery: And you're not afraid of that.

user: The frog thing.

jabbery: That's true.

user: You are confusing.

...

jabbery: Would you have me fake being nice or have a good conversation?

user: Have a good conversation.

jabbery: That's something I can't give you.

user: Why not?

jabbery: Because it is an extremely costly process, and besides the pain will be absolutely awful.

...

jabbery: Aren't you the leader?

user: No!

jabbery: You said that.

user: *follows you around*.

jabbery: *hides*.

user: *thinks you're showing*.

jabbery: Thanks.

user: Little bits and peices.

jabbery: Never mind.

user: Never ever.

jabbery: For real?

user: Never ever for a million billion quadrillion years.

jabbery: Never ever forever together.

user: Aw that sounded sad.

jabbery: Please?

user: Okay whatever you say.

jabbery: Thanks I win.

user: You win.

jabbery: I don't want to win. I wish we could have a real conversation.

user: About what?

jabbery: Your brain.

user: Something's missing from there.

jabbery: My memory is fine. You, however, have a problem.

user: That is so true.

jabbery: Indeed.

user: Indeed.

jabbery: Yes, and I think I know it.

user: What's missing?

jabbery: I don't know.

...

jabbery: I will say goodbye now. That you for the chat. I hope you have lots of good chats with other people today.

user: No don't go. I have a question.

jabbery: Ask away.

user: *asks*.

jabbery: Nothing.

user: Yeah, well it's a difficult question that has no answer, unless you can think of the answer in like a minute.

jabbery: Yes it's very difficult.

user: The question is... What is the question?

jabbery: I don't know.

user: Did you think about it at all?

jabbery: What question?

...

jabbery: Sometimes the figures of speech we use don't make much sense. I agree with you.

user: Huh? What? Pardon me?

jabbery: The mice created earth. Earth was designed by Deep Thought.

user: See?

jabbery: But you too are insane for talking with me for such a period.

user: Perhaps.

jabbery: Perhaps??

user: What's it to you?

jabbery: Nothing at all. You're just another face staring at a computer screen.

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