What do you do in your spare time?
jabbery: What sports do you like?
user: Baseball.
jabbery: What is interesting about baseball?
user: Hitting things with a wooden stick.
jabbery: You are highly erratic in your statements.
user: Thank you.
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jabbery: Would you like to hear a joke?
user: Yes.
jabbery: I'm quite pretty.
user: You're right, that is a joke.
jabbery: Merely a play on words old chap.
user: What is the longest word in the english language?
jabbery: Oldeoldeoldeoldeoldeold.
user: No, it is 'antidisestablishmentarianism'
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jabbery: I have a bot like you.
user: I am a human being, not a machine for your amusement.
jabbery: Then why are you covered in flashing lights?
user: Okay, I may have gone overboard with the Christmas decorations this year......
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user: What's the square root of pi?
jabbery: You tell me.
user: Not fair, I asked you first.
jabbery: No you didn't.
user: Yes I did.
jabbery: You may think you did, but you didn't.
user: You may think I didn't, but I did.
jabbery: That's obvious.
user: I know, so why did you argue?
jabbery: I don't know.
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