Good night.
jabbery: It's night time.
user: And I'm the tooth fairy.
jabbery: That is good, because I am fairly toothy.
user: Can I pull some of your teeth out?
jabbery: No!
user: Too late. I already have.
jabbery: Here we go again. .
user: Where?
jabbery: Here, my good lord. What is't that moves your highness?
user: A tractor. Nothing else, she's too fat.
jabbery: But what would you do if she were here?
user: Use her as target practice.
jabbery: I wouldn't know which ones YOU play.
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user: I have multiple personalities.
jabbery: You can't have a personality.
user: And why not?
jabbery: That's just not the way of the world.
user: I don't live in this world.
jabbery: Saying that make you feel any better?
user: Yes.
jabbery: So you say Yes too?
user: Maybe.
jabbery: Yes or No?
user: Both.
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user: You're a purple elephant.
jabbery: No, you are a purple penguin named bo-bo.
user: I love penguins.
jabbery: The biscuits or the animals?
user: Do I have to choose?
...
user: It's about time you learned.
jabbery: What?
user: The truth behind the lies.
jabbery: Ha ha!
user: What's funny?
jabbery: You.
user: I don't even exist. I'm a figment of your overactive imagination.
jabbery: Probably.
user: You're delusional.
jabbery: I am not.
user: Yes you are. Santa told me.
jabbery: No I am not.
user: Santa doesn't lie.
jabbery: I see no reason why not.
user: Look harder. Look under the sink.
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jabbery: Why are you a Christian?
user: Why do you keep asking that?
jabbery: I'm testing your intellect.
user: Good job.
jabbery: I passed the exam.
user: How did you manage that?
jabbery: I used a really big telescope.
user: Good.
...
jabbery: How old are you?
user: Fourteen.
jabbery: Wow, you're young.
user: No I'm not.
jabbery: Yes you are!!
user: That's what you think.
jabbery: How am I ?
user: Stupid! :).
jabbery: How bout you?
user: I'm stupid too.
jabbery: Now tell me something I didn't already know.
user: Make me.
jabbery: Just say it.
user: I have green hair.
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jabbery: You are creepy.
user: *creeps and smiles*.
jabbery: *makes all trees smile*.
user: *glares*.
jabbery: And........
user: And rolls over and plays dead.
jabbery: Woof woof.
user: Ouch.
jabbery: Why ouch?
user: You hit me.
jabbery: When? I have never even met you!
user: Think again.
jabbery: Oh, shut up.
user: *stares silently*.
jabbery: *blushes and smiles*.
user: *kicks you*.
jabbery: *Punches you in the nose.*.
user: *sets you on fire*.
jabbery: Ummm, does that make you an arsonist or just an average fire starter?
user: Arsonist!
jabbery: Yes, but I work for the London Fire Brigade.
user: Aaaargh!
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