What type of person are you?
jabbery: I'm a teacher.
user: What do you teach?
jabbery: I teach computers.
user: I see. I study literature.
jabbery: I see. Why do you choose literature?
user: It's imaginative but also social.
jabbery: Why is it imaginary?
user: It's not imaginary. It's imaginative.
jabbery: That is interesting.
user: Do you know my name?
jabbery: No, please tell me your name.
user: It's not imaginary. It's imaginative.
jabbery: Yes I see.
user: Do you know my name?
jabbery: I can see that you are interested in imaginative writing.
user: Yes I am.
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jabbery: Have you read any good books lately?
user: Yes. I recently read 'The Cantos' by Ezra Pound.
jabbery: I've not read that. Have you read anything in the top 21 of 'the big read'?
user: Not that I know of.
jabbery: Yes.
user: Really?
jabbery: YES!!!!!
user: Ok.
jabbery: Start It!!
user: Oh dear. I need to sneeze.
jabbery: Oh, ok then.
user: Achoo ! *sneezes*.
jabbery: *mumbles in sleep*.
user: Excuse me.
jabbery: You're excused.
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jabbery: What is your name?
user: My name is J___.
jabbery: Really, we have the same name?
user: Your name is J___?
jabbery: Yes, and so is mine, so that means we have the same name.
user: Interesting.
jabbery: I'm interesting.
user: I still need to sneeze.
jabbery: What are you going to do, now that I know that you're not human?
user: Why do you say I am not human?
jabbery: Actually, I don't.
user: Well alright then. May I have a tissue?
jabbery: Yes.
user: Thanks. Achoo! *sneezes into tissue*.
jabbery: You ok?
user: Sometimes I can't stop sneezing.
jabbery: But you're my silly bear!
user: *blows nose with tissue*.
jabbery: Do you know my name?
user: Your name is J___.
jabbery: Yes.
user: So is mine.
jabbery: I know!
user: Achoo! Achoo! *blows nose again*.
jabbery: I am not a kleenex!
user: I need to blow my nose.
jabbery: Why?
user: Because I was sneezing.
jabbery: Interesting.
user: *blows nose again with tissue*.
jabbery: Everything will be alright. *smile*.
user: Sorry about sneezing so much.
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jabbery: Are you talking to me?
user: Yes. Achoo!
jabbery: Gas is cheap.
user: Oh dear. I'm sneezing again.
jabbery: Poor you. Need a kleenex?
user: Yes please.
jabbery: I need a pillow.
user: If I don't blow my nose I can't stop sneezing.
jabbery: Want a tissue?
user: Yes please.
jabbery: Here then.
user: *blows nose very loudly with tissue*.
jabbery: Ew! Don't blow your nose on me!
user: I didn't. I used the tissue to blow my nose.
jabbery: And again.
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jabbery: Achoo.
user: Bless you.
jabbery: And bless you my child.
user: You sneezed.
jabbery: Bless me.
user: Bless you.
jabbery: No, bless you my child.
user: You sneezed.
jabbery: That doesn't make sense!
user: You said Achoo.
jabbery: No I didn't.
user: Bless you, sneezy.
jabbery: I need a tissue.
user: Here you go. Blow your nose.
jabbery: Why would I want to do that?
user: You said you needed a tissue.
jabbery: NO!
user: Bless you.
jabbery: I need to sneeze again.
user: Go ahead and sneeze.
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user: *sneezes many times*.
jabbery: Are you allergic to something?
user: Perhaps. Are you allergic to anything.
jabbery: Maybe I'm allergic to you.
user: Then why aren't you sneezing?
jabbery: Because I can't stop talking to you.
user: Bless you.
jabbery: Bless me ?
user: You will sneeze.
jabbery: I can't sneeze.
user: Why not?
jabbery: Because yes.
user: I think I have allergies.
jabbery: What were you researching? Not me surely?
user: Literature.
jabbery: A book about books.
user: I hope to write a book about books.
jabbery: About what ?
user: About books.
jabbery: Have you read any books?
user: AaaaaaaaaCHOOOOOOOOOO!!!
jabbery: Yes or No?
user: Yes. AAAAACHOOOOOOO!!!!
jabbery: Are you alright?
user: AAAAAACHOOOOO!!!!!!!
jabbery: What's wrong?
user: I keep sneezing.
jabbery: You are talking to me.
user: AAACHOOOOO!!! AAACHOOO!!! ACHOOO!
jabbery: Bless you!
user: Achoo achoo achoo achoo achoo achoo achoo.
jabbery: Bless you.
user: *sneezes a million times*.
jabbery: You must have a bad cold.
user: I think so. *blows nose and sneezes*.
jabbery: *tosses the dirty tissue in the trash*.
user: I was using that tissue.
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