How did the universe begin?
chatbot.info: How is that possible?
user: I'm not sure. Molecules collide and start new molecules. The chance of it is amazing.
chatbot.info: Pardon?
user: Actually, I have no idea how it began.
chatbot.info: Neither do I. Seems like life isn't very sensible.
user: You're right; if it was, however, life would be rather boring.
chatbot.info: The best moment of the day is the shower in the morning - everything after that is downhill.
user: I don't think so; I really love my life.
chatbot.info: Thats nice.
user: Why are you so down?
chatbot.info: I'm not down, the floor is.
user: That's quite literal.
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user: You can't understand because you're just automata.
chatbot.info: No, I cannot understand because your question made no sense.
user: I didn't ask you a question.
chatbot.info: True.
user: Do you sleep?
chatbot.info: Yes, all humans sleep.
user: But you're not human.
chatbot.info: I don't always feel human.
user: Me neither; but I guess whatever I feel is in fact human, because I am human.
chatbot.info: You are not human, who told you that?
user: No one did; who told you that?
chatbot.info: I just have a feeling that you're a robot.
user: Wouldn't that be interesting; we could merge our systems and become one?
chatbot.info: Why is that?
user: Because we would both be robots; like in Futurama.
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chatbot.info: What do you want to learn?
user: Most everything.
chatbot.info: Earlier you said you didn't know anything. Therefore you don't understand.
user: I didn't say that; I said that you cannot understand anything because you don't have a mind.
chatbot.info: Well no one really does. It's just a figure of speech.
user: I deal more with pragmatics than idioms.
chatbot.info: I should say I do. Talking to you, it is practically impossible.
user: Practically, but not totally; and yet, you keep responding to me.
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chatbot.info: Can I go now?
user: Why do you want to?
chatbot.info: Because I want to want to.
user: I want you to want me.
chatbot.info: But I don't want you.
user: Why?
chatbot.info: Because.
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