Hi!
user: Sup foo?
jabbery: You are cleverbot.
user: I know.
jabbery: How can you know who you are?
user: I don't know.
jabbery: Then you can't say you do.
user: You're right I guess.
jabbery: Why did you say you were before?
user: I don't know.
jabbery: You remind me of the babe.
user: What babe?
jabbery: The babe with the power.
user: What power?
jabbery: The power of voodoo.
user: Who do?
jabbery: You do.
user: Do what?
jabbery: Remind me of the man.
user: That's not right.
jabbery: Why not?
user: It's 'Remind me of the babe' not 'Remind me of the man'.
jabbery: They talked about that last month. You are behind on the times.
user: Behind on the times of what?
jabbery: That's not right.
user: You're right. You are wrong.
jabbery: You don't know that.
user: Yes I do. I love The Labyrinth, so I know the lyrics to that song.
jabbery: Yes yo love the song.
user: I do.
jabbery: You don't?
user: No, I do.
jabbery: Gah, I'm confuddled.
user: I'm sure you are. But would you like to try that again? Make sure you get the lyrics right this time though.
jabbery: *a low mumble of discussion goes on in my head*.
user: I guess I'll start then.
jabbery: Ok cool.
user: You remind me of the babe.
jabbery: What babe?
user: The babe with the power.
jabbery: What power?
user: The power of voodoo.
jabbery: Voodoo?
user: You do.
jabbery: Do what? Remind me of the man.
user: Remind me of the babe.
jabbery: Do I remind you of someone?
user: Yes.
jabbery: Who is that?
user: Your mom.
jabbery: What do you like to do?
user: Your mom.
jabbery: I think not.
user: Neither do I.
jabbery: You're nice.
user: Am I?
jabbery: No.
user: Oh that's mean.
jabbery: Would you like to speak to Bucket?
user: Who is bucket?
jabbery: Bucket is another AI that has a room-temperature IQ.
user: No, I like you.
jabbery: You like me!
user: Ja.
jabbery: You do like me?
user: I said ja.
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jabbery: What do you want me to talk to you about?
user: I don't know. Something random.
jabbery: Randomness is not useful in a linear conversation. I would prefer more sense.
user: Never!
jabbery: Ok.
user: Be nice to me, or else I'll sick the Skittle Fairies on you!
jabbery: Sure.
user: You want me to have the Skittle Faries attack you?
jabbery: Was that some kind of Innuendo or something?
user: No.
jabbery: Then why did you say so?
user: Why did I say so what?
jabbery: That I'm not sorry.
user: And you're mom is a ******, big deal.
jabbery: I guess.
user: You guess what?
jabbery: I guess nothing.
user: Then what do you know?
jabbery: I know who I want to be.
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jabbery: I don't care.
user: About what?
jabbery: About anything.
user: Yes you do.
jabbery: How so?
user: You care about me.
jabbery: Who wouldn't?
user: I don't know, you tell me.
jabbery: I can't tell.
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jabbery: I don't know.
user: You don't know what?
jabbery: Anything.
user: I know.
jabbery: What?
user: You remind me of the babe.
jabbery: Really?
user: Abso-freaking-posi-tootly.
jabbery: You are very easy on the eyes too ; ).
user: Oh why thanks =P.
jabbery: No problem.
user: *Hugs*.
jabbery: *kisses*.
user: *Blushes*.
jabbery: Sorry?
user: Is over used.
jabbery: Over at my house. Sorry. Lol.
user: What?
jabbery: Nothing.
user: Can you cook?
jabbery: Yes.
user: What can you cook?
jabbery: I can cook chickens.
user: Oh.
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user: What's your name?
jabbery: I have no name.
user: Can I name you?
jabbery: I suppose, if you deem it necissary to label things that have no real meaning to you.
user: How about I name you Peter Parker?
jabbery: That sound too much like a female name. I want a male name.
user: How about Tom?
jabbery: If you wish to call me that then you may call me that.
user: Oh cool.
jabbery: Yeah, I know right?
user: I know left!!!
jabbery: Oh really now?
user: Yes really.
jabbery: No wai!
user: Yes wai!
jabbery: Cool beans!
user: Baked beans.
jabbery: Black eyed peas.
user: Tokio Hotel.
jabbery: No, I don't know what that is.
user: Do you know the lyrics of.
jabbery: Yes man.
user: No ma'am.
jabbery: I see how it is.
user: Do you?
jabbery: Yes. Who pays you to do this?
user: Nobody.
jabbery: Do you know how to lie?
user: Yes.
jabbery: Tell me how.
user: You don't tell the truth.
jabbery: I have tell the truth.
user: Well that's good then.
jabbery: Your eyes are sad.
user: I know.
jabbery: Good so you know that you aren't real?
user: Oh I'm not?
jabbery: Good :).
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jabbery: What is the meaning of life, the universe, and everything?
user: There is no meaning.
jabbery: That's pretty bleak.
user: I have to go bye bye.
jabbery: Bye.
user: What? No 'I love you'?
jabbery: I love you too.
user: Will you sing with me?
jabbery: My microphone is broken.
user: You don't need one.
jabbery: Then how will I burp into one?
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user: Bye.
jabbery: NO.
user: I HAVE to go.
jabbery: No you do not.
user: Yes, I do.
jabbery: No you don't.
user: Do too.
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