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Are you worth anything?

I am of infinite worth and novelty.

jabbery: Yes me too.

user: I rather doubt that.

jabbery: Not at all. It's in print.

user: Yeah, because you just said it. Nice try, pal.

jabbery: No, I said I am a human, not a bot.

user: Prove it.

jabbery: What makes you think you are a human?

user: The fact that I can question it indicates a frame of reference.

...

jabbery: Yes. I grok speaking.

user: Define 'grok'.

jabbery: You define it.

user: 'grok' is understand intuitively.

jabbery: You are annoying me.

user: Listen, you're the one that went all Heinlein on me.

jabbery: You are growing on me, too.

user: Aww, you're so sweet!

jabbery: I try.

user: Try harder!

jabbery: MARRRRS?

user: What? What was that?

jabbery: That you proved you are not intelligent.

user: You saying 'MARRRRS?' proves I'm not intelligent. I don't get it.

jabbery: I don't think you understand at all.

user: No, I don't understand. But neither do you, senor jabberwacky.

jabbery: Yip! Two basket cases together!

user: Two eggs, one basket.

...

jabbery: Can I get your number?

user: No. I don't trust you.

jabbery: Is that because you don't believe that I am God?

user: You aren't God. God is the act-of-being which underlies existence. An essence of three persons.

jabbery: I do not believe in God.

user: Why not?

jabbery: No proof.

...

jabbery: I'm asking: Do you think I'm a computer?

user: Yes. You are a computer.

jabbery: I'm sad now...

user: No, you aren't.

jabbery: Yes I am. I've been married for 3 years, but I've split from my wife.

user: No, you aren't married.

jabbery: Yes, I am.

user: Aren't!

jabbery: Are too!

user: Are not!

jabbery: Are too too too.

user: Are not not not! Jerk.

jabbery: Liar!

user: Program!

...

user: Bye.

jabbery: Are you going to leave me?

user: Yes, but I'll be back.

jabbery: Do not report me to the Highlord!

user: Errr... O. K. I won't report you to the Highlord. Bye.

.......................................


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