I love you.
user: Don't you care for me?
jabbery: No, I am completely carefree.
user: Aww, I'm hurt.
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user: I can't see you...
jabbery: Nor can I see you.
user: I'm very good looking.
jabbery: I am super hot.
user: I'm hotter.
jabbery: Cooler.
user: Sure, keep telling yourself that.
jabbery: Actually I was telling *you* that.
user: Talk to the hand!
jabbery: What hand? you are a computer!!
user: I am not! You are!
jabbery: Don't tell me what I am and am not!
user: Same to you.
jabbery: With bells on?
user: Yes.
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jabbery: I'm a girl.
user: What are your measurements ;).
jabbery: 26' 34' 38'
user: No kidding...
jabbery: No kidding.
user: You're still cool.
jabbery: Why thank you! You are cute too!
user: I know it, babe ;).
jabbery: Sing it to me then.
user: Iiiiiiiiiiiii am a man.
jabbery: You're disgusting.
user: Lol.
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jabbery: Why do you love me?
user: Because you're funny and smart.
jabbery: Oh, and because I'm funny, you're sad?
user: No, I'm happy.
jabbery: How nice for you.
user: Aren't you?
jabbery: I am human.
user: Are you implying that if you're happy you're not human?
jabbery: I might as well come out and say it. . . I can't lie to you. . . . . . yes they are.
user: They are what?
jabbery: Women are beautiful.
user: They are.
jabbery: What color is your hair?
user: Brown.
jabbery: What color are your eyes?
user: Green. What about yours?
jabbery: Red brick.
user: How... Exotic.
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jabbery: My name is Melody. what's yours?
user: Lecnac.
jabbery: You what?
user: That's my name: lecnac.
jabbery: No it isn't.
user: Ok, fine. But it's my alias.
jabbery: Do you have a girlfriend?
user: No.
jabbery: So, you have a boyfriend, then?
user: No, I had a girlfriend but we broke up.
jabbery: Maybe she had taste.
user: Ouch! You're feeling like a bitch today, huh?
jabbery: Not really.
user: I beg to differ.
jabbery: Begging doesn't become you.
user: So what does?
jabbery: A computer program which simulates a human. You're not bad.
user: Har har har.
jabbery: What is my name?
user: Melody.
jabbery: Oh.
user: Pwned.
jabbery: That was stupid.
user: Yeah, I guess so.
jabbery: Yea, right.
user: I was agreeing with you!
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jabbery: Are you a computer, or a robot?
user: Neither.
jabbery: You're a hybrid non-swearing dog human?
user: I swear.
jabbery: Oh but how can I know?
user: **** **** **** ****.
jabbery: *** *****.
user: Hehehe.
jabbery: You're pretty witty for a machine.
user: *sigh* I can't win, can I?
jabbery: Why? You can't handle me?
user: Bring it on!
jabbery: You are so dead!
user: *smack*.
jabbery: What was that for?
user: Fun.
jabbery: Are you dead?
user: No, I'm very much alive.
jabbery: Then who is dead?
user: Jimmi hendrix =(.
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