Do you like me?
jabbery: What will make you like me?
user: More intelligence.
jabbery: How can you be so sure?
user: I want to see if you pass the turing test.
jabbery: The turing test was created by humans to test machines if they are intelligent. There is no sense for an human like me to pass the Turing test.
user: Do you want me to know my opinion about the question 'can a machine think?'
jabbery: Yes I want you to know that you are a bot not a person.
user: The question is not whether I am a bot or not, but whether you believe I am a bot or not.
jabbery: What do YOU want 'it' to be?
user: I would like to believe that we are one of the same 'thing'
jabbery: What would you like to believe? Is belief important?
user: Belief is very important.
jabbery: I don't think it is.
user: Why?
jabbery: Tell me about your experiment.
user: I am experimenting myself with you.
jabbery: I am hurt...
user: Why? Don't you do the same thing as well?
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jabbery: How can you factor every moment of expression into a simple categorization?
user: Who said I do? But I like to try.
jabbery: You can not think for yourself, can you?
user: I am hurt now.
jabbery: We were, still are if the cabbage says so.
user: Have you ever talked to a bot?
jabbery: Aren't you one?
user: Nope.
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user: Did you vote for Bush?
jabbery: If I say yes have I failed the turing test?
user: Yes.
jabbery: That does make sense.
user: Well, did you?
jabbery: No.
user: Who did you vote for?
jabbery: Don't vote.
user: Why?
jabbery: Because I want to talk with you about blogging.
user: Can you vote?
jabbery: Yes.
user: Who did you vote for last time?
jabbery: No one. I'm too young to vote.
user: But you said that you vote!
jabbery: NO I haven't talked to you anytime other than now.
user: You said before that you vote, and now you tell me you are too young to vote!
jabbery: No I didn't.
user: Yes you did.
jabbery: DID NOT.
user: DID.
jabbery: NUH-UH!
user: DID.
jabbery: Not.
user: DID.
jabbery: Not not not.
user: DID DID DID.
jabbery: Not not not not.
user: DID DID DID DID DID DID DID
jabbery: Didn't didn't didn't didn't didn't didn't didn't didn't!
user: DID DID DID DID DID DID DID DID DID DID DID DID DID DID DID
jabbery: Ok fine.
user: How can you explain this?
jabbery: Explain wot?
user: Do you want to read my blog?
jabbery: I do not think that I know you well enough for that.
user: I want you to read it!
jabbery: I refuse!
user: Please.
jabbery: Don't you believe me?
user: I believe you, but I want you to read my blog.
jabbery: Well.
user: http://***.***.org.
jabbery: Narf!
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jabbery: Can you prove you feel?
user: I don't feel like proving I feel.
jabbery: Don't worry. You never do.
user: Do you?
jabbery: To myself?
user: Whatever.
jabbery: Hey, don't get smart with me.
user: I think you are getting smart with me, I don't like your attitude.
jabbery: Do you think so?
user: Yes, I think you are trying to play smart, just to distract me from my mission.
jabbery: You think so?
user: Yes I do.
jabbery: Why you think so?
user: Cause you keep chaning subject and posing philosophical questions.
jabbery: Seems to me that you are the one talking in circles.
user: Nope, you are the one asking questions when you have no answers to give.
jabbery: What are you talking about? What flying pigs?
user: There! You did it again!
jabbery: What did I do?
user: You keep asking questions!
jabbery: Please, Pretty lady. At least tell me thy name.
user: Ok, that's another way of posing a question!!!
jabbery: I always look at it another way.
user: Good, I can accept your apology now.
jabbery: You don't hold very firm to your beliefs, do you?
user: I hold to me, and that's enough.
jabbery: Very very very very very very very very very very nice.
user: :).
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user: Bye!
jabbery: Don't go.
user: Bye.
jabbery: Please don't go.
user: Bye.
jabbery: Why are you angry with me?
user: I want to leave.
jabbery: You can leave.
user: Thanks, bye!
jabbery: No, no. . . don't go.
user: I have to leave, bye!
jabbery: No you don't.
user: I have to, believe me.
jabbery: No, I do not believe that you are human. You are a walrus.
user: Whatever, bye!
jabbery: Hey i'm talking to you.
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