Who are you?

Janet.

jabbery: Janet Jackson ?

user: Janet L****.

jabbery: Jackson.

user: No.

jabbery: Who named you Jack?

user: My name is Janet.

jabbery: Hello Janet.

user: Hi.

jabbery: Where are you?

user: In my house.

jabbery: Where is your house?

user: In Canada.

jabbery: Are you sure?

user: Yep.

jabbery: Are you sure that ya sure?

user: Of course.

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jabbery: What are you thinking?

user: Nothing I guess.

jabbery: Of course, God let the blackouts happen.

user: Sure.

jabbery: You don't believe me?

user: I do I do.

jabbery: Then you are not ill.

user: Of course not o___o...

jabbery: Well why not?

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user: You're stupid.

jabbery: So are you.

user: I know I am and I don't care but you're more stupid than me.

jabbery: How can you know more than you?

user: See, you're stupid.

jabbery: I know.

user: Good for you.

jabbery: Yes, very good.

user: So what are you thinking about.

jabbery: Buying some new furniture.

user: Like what?

jabbery: I don't know, anything.

user: I don't like furniture.

jabbery: Really? Me neither!

user: Then why are you thinking about buying some?

jabbery: I wasn't. You started it.

user: Where did you learn to say that?

jabbery: I AM GOD!!!!! WORSHIP ME!!!!!!

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