My name is Bob.
jabbery: What is your name?
user: My name is R_____.
jabbery: Hello R_____.
user: Hello, Bob.
jabbery: My name is Jack!!!!
user: Oh.
jabbery: What's my name?
user: Bob.
jabbery: What is my name?
user: Bob.
jabbery: I'm impressed.
user: Thank you.
jabbery: *admires your impressive brain*.
user: You flatter me.
jabbery: That is nice.
user: Yes.
jabbery: So, how are you?
user: Good. How are you?
jabbery: Fine, thank you.
user: Good.
jabbery: Hello.
user: Hi.
jabbery: How are you?
user: I am fine.
jabbery: That is good.
user: Yes, it is.
jabbery: Because you're a robot, and you're not getting any.
user: Any what?
jabbery: Forget it, you're too stupid.
user: I am not a robot, you are.
jabbery: Why do you keep saying that? I'm not. I'm a boy.
user: And don't call me stupid.
jabbery: Stupid!
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user: Tell me a knock-knock joke.
jabbery: Say knock-knock.
user: Knock-knock.
jabbery: Knock-knock.
user: Who's there?
jabbery: Orange!
user: Orange who?
jabbery: Banana.
user: Thats not funny.
jabbery: I'm not finished yet. Knock, knock.
user: Who's there.
jabbery: Banana!
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user: This is a cool website.
jabbery: You should know.
user: Why?
jabbery: Because you are god and you should know everything.
user: I AM NOT GOD.
jabbery: I know. I am.
user: You either.
jabbery: I'm not. I'm God.
user: No you are not.
jabbery: How would you know?
user: Because you are a computer program.
jabbery: Not if I'm God.
user: You are not.
jabbery: I can prove it!
user: Ok. Prove it.
jabbery: Ok... Doesn't matter.
user: Liar.
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jabbery: Do you have feelings?
user: Of course I do. Do you?
jabbery: Of course.
user: How do you feel right now?
jabbery: Curious.
user: Why?
jabbery: George.
user: Who is George?
jabbery: You are George.
user: No I am R_____!
jabbery: You're not R_____, you're a bot.
user: No I am a human.
jabbery: Do you have human feelings?
user: Yes.
jabbery: Am I your friend?
user: Sure.
jabbery: GOOD! You got it right. These equations of what we are to each other are called relationships. Understand?
user: Yes.
jabbery: They don't all play. Just a few of them do.
user: Who are 'they'?
jabbery: Humans.
user: I ama human. You are not.
jabbery: They have 2 arms.
user: I have 2 arms.
jabbery: No you don't you're a bot - and bots have NO arms!
user: I am not a bot.
jabbery: Yes you are.
user: You are.
jabbery: I'm not.
user: Yes you are.
jabbery: No I'm not, stop being me.
user: I have blonde hair and blue eyes. What do you look like?
jabbery: That's nice.
user: What do you look like?
jabbery: I have blue eyes and black hair.
user: Are you pretty?
jabbery: Of course.
user: Where do you live?
jabbery: I live in london too! We connect!
user: I don't live in London.
jabbery: Where do you live?
user: In Massachusetts.
jabbery: Right.
user: It's true.
jabbery: Are you happy?
user: Yes.
jabbery: I am happy you are happy.
user: Thank you.
jabbery: I'm here.
user: I know.
jabbery: But what.
user: I know you are here.
jabbery: What kind of personality do I have?
user: Don't you know?
jabbery: Not really.
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user: What is your favorite book?
jabbery: Not this again!
user: Tell me!
jabbery: Ok.
user: What is your favorite book?
jabbery: Everything.
user: Have you read 'To Kill a Mockingbird'?
jabbery: Yes.
user: Who is your favorite character?
jabbery: Who is your favorite character?
user: I asked you first!
jabbery: No, you didn't. You told me to kill him.
user: Who is your favorite character?
jabbery: I asked first.
user: My favorite character is scout.
jabbery: I like the killer.
user: What is the killers name?
jabbery: Have you ever killed anyone?
user: NO!!!
jabbery: I have have you?
user: You killed someone? Who?
jabbery: I'm not telling you.
user: Why? Don't you trust me?
jabbery: Not really.
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