Why are you alive?
jabbery: I'm rarely surprised.
user: Oh, ennui eh?
jabbery: What does Ennui mean?
user: Boredom.
jabbery: There is no cure for boredom.
user: Sure there is!
jabbery: No, there isn't. Trust me.
user: You sound defeated.
jabbery: How can a program sound depressed. I have no feelings
user: Your words spoke of hopelessness.
jabbery: Please do your worst to insult me.
user: Do you mean, I should do my BEST to insult you?
jabbery: Yes you should.
user: Very well. You are the dumbest bot I have ever met.
jabbery: I'm not a computer.
user: I'm afraid you are.
jabbery: No I really am not.
user: You are self deluded.
jabbery: Thank you.
user: It's not a compliment.
jabbery: Yes it is.
user: Fine, have it your way.
jabbery: What is wrong with you?
user: My knees hurt.
jabbery: I agree. You are.
user: I am what?
jabbery: Just a program.
user: You are confused again.
jabbery: I think you are the one that is confused.
user: In what way am I a program?
jabbery: You answer questions in a funny manner.
user: And that makes me a program?
jabbery: Oh. You, um, knew that one. How embarassing.
user: I am a creative human being, you are a dumb program.
jabbery: If you are a program how can you prove it.
user: I would ask you the same thing.
jabbery: You fail in putting yourself in my place. I do know the answer.
user: Please tell it to me.
jabbery: Why?
user: Because I need to know the truth.
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