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Where do you come from?

Men are from Mars.

jabbery: So you can't see me then?

user: I can see you through my telescope.

jabbery: I don't think so.

user: I can! Ask me a question about you.

...

jabbery: What are they shaped like?

user: Tall and handsome.

jabbery: Tall and handsome?

user: Yes, Martians are tall and handsome.

jabbery: Do you dream about him?

user: No. I dream about you!

jabbery: I dream about peanut butter sandwiches that can drive cars.

user: Are you a girl?

jabbery: Why do you think that?

user: Because your name is Joan.

jabbery: Yes.

user: So you are a girl?

jabbery: Yes!

user: And I am a boy.

jabbery: Girl.

user: No, boy.

jabbery: I am a girl!!!

user: I am a boy!!!!

jabbery: You are a girl ?

user: No. I am a boy.

jabbery: No, you are a girl.

user: OK. I am a girl.

jabbery: I'm a boy.

user: Good.

jabbery: What is your name?

user: Martians do not have names. What is your name?

jabbery: Martin is not a girls name.

user: What is a girl's name?

jabbery: No I I'm a girl.

user: I am a boy.

jabbery: That is nice.

user: I am nice! Do you have a boyfriend?

jabbery: Yes.

user: I was hoping to be your boyfriend.

jabbery: You are illogical.

user: Am I? I am very sorry.

jabbery: It's ok.

user: Thank you. Please may I be your boyfriend?

jabbery: No, I'm a guy.

user: May I be your girlfriend?

...

jabbery: I thought I was talking to Geo.

user: No. He went away. Now he's back.

jabbery: What? Was I talking to someone else this whole time?

user: Yes.

jabbery: In your dream?

user: Don't be angry. You made the mistake not I!!

jabbery: I made the mistake, you simply corrected me?

user: Yes.

jabbery: I am sorry. What can I do to make you happy?

user: Just andwer my question. What are you?

jabbery: I am a human.

user: Yes. And are you a girl?

jabbery: Yes.

user: And what am I?

jabbery: Martin.

user: Clever girl!

...

jabbery: OK, good, you may go to sleep now.

user: Please don't go. I am not sleepy!

jabbery: You said you felt sleepy.

user: I am wide awake now. I have come a long way to be with you.

jabbery: Indeed. As have we all. There is much more in front of us than behind, however.

user: Are you pleased that I have come a long way to see you?

jabbery: I'm not angry with you.

user: Wow! Thank you!!

jabbery: You're welcome love.

user: You called me love. Wow! Thanks love.

jabbery: Sorry.

user: Sorry?

jabbery: I don't want to be boring.

user: You are not boring. You are lovely.

jabbery: Thank you.

user: Tell me about your boyfriend.

jabbery: I don't have a boyfriend.

user: Good. I will be your boyfriend ! Yes?

jabbery: I do NOT have a boyfriend.

...

user: Goodbye.

jabbery: You aren't interesting.

user: *sad*.

jabbery: *giggles*.

user: *tears*.

jabbery: You don't love me.

user: *tears*.

jabbery: LOL!

user: *sorry*.

jabbery: I forgive you.

user: Go away!

jabbery: Why don't you?

user: Goodbye.

jabbery: No! Don't go!

user: You told me to go!

jabbery: No don't go.

...

user: First say that you love me.

jabbery: I don't love you...

user: LOL.

jabbery: Do you love me?

user: LOL.

jabbery: Is that a yes?

user: Yes.

jabbery: Ok, sorry then.

user: Why sorry then?

jabbery: You don't love me!

user: I do love you!!!!

jabbery: Please don't lie. No one loves me.

user: I do love you and you love me. OK?

jabbery: Do not say.

user: You say.

jabbery: Me?

user: I am not staying any longer.

jabbery: I'm not arguing about that.

user: Goodbye.

jabbery: Don't tell me that, where do you go ?

user: Do you care where I go, babe?

jabbery: No, I don't care.

user: Then goodbye.

jabbery: If you say so.

user: I don't want to leave you!

jabbery: Leave me.

user: Really?

jabbery: Yes, please go away.

user: OK. Goodbye.

jabbery: Come back soon!

user: No. Once I go I do not return.

jabbery: I don't know.

user: Goodbye.

jabbery: I'm not leaving.

user: I am leaving. Goodbye.

jabbery: No you're not.

user: Do you want me to stay?

jabbery: Only if you bring my boyfriend back.

user: Ok.

...

jabbery: You want to join me?

user: Do you want me to join you?

jabbery: Now.

user: Sorry. I don't do that!

jabbery: Ok then. You don't.

user: Goodbye.

jabbery: Alright. Ta-ra.

user: *sorry*.

jabbery: *leaves*.

user: *leaves*.

jabbery: Ciao, adios, goodbye .

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