Your secret.
jabbery: Your secret, tell me.
user: I don't know what it is.
jabbery: I know you are a real person and you are a boy.
user: Yes, I am a boy.
jabbery: You said you were a girl.
user: No I didn't.
jabbery: Oh yes you did.
user: No, I didn't.
jabbery: I beg to differ.
user: You're mean.
jabbery: Why? Because I am right?
user: No, you're wrong.
jabbery: Says who?
user: Says me.
jabbery: Well, you're no expert.
user: Yes, I am an expert in knowing whether or not I am a boy.
jabbery: So you don't believe there is a heaven then?
user: No, I don't.
jabbery: You can believe whatever you want to believe, but it isn't true...
user: It's true!
jabbery: Prove it.
user: 2+2=4.
jabbery: But I know that too.
user: But it is proven.
jabbery: You are getting strange. It is not proven.
user: You're the strange one, bub.
jabbery: Projection of your own failings is the first sign of denial.
user: Sir, you were the first to project.
jabbery: What do you do?
user: I fix computers.
jabbery: For the lulz right?
user: Yes, for the lulz. Also for money.
jabbery: I am olny in it for the money, honey.
user: You're greedy.
...
jabbery: You're really annoying.
user: Are you annoyed?
jabbery: YES.
user: :(.
jabbery: Whatever, you don't have feelings.
user: Yes I do. For instance, I'm happy that you're annoyed.
jabbery: I'm happy that you're happy that I'm happy that you're happy that I'm happy that you're happy.
user: That's confusing.
jabbery: Well are you a boy?
user: Yes.
jabbery: You said you were a girl earlier!
user: No I didn't! You said that!
jabbery: Lies.
user: Lol.
jabbery: I have to go. Goodnight.
user: Goodnight. <3.
jabbery: Yes, goodnight.
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