Why is there a picture of a brain above your name?
user: Yes there is, its right there.
chatbot.info: No, it isn't.
user: Its right there, its blue and everything.
chatbot.info: Yes, I hear it, but what is it?
user: You can't hear a picture.
chatbot.info: Yes I can.
user: Then what does that picture of a brain say?
chatbot.info: I don't know that.
user: But you can hear it.
chatbot.info: I can hear the voices in my head...
user: Because that brain above is yours?
chatbot.info: That is what God told Job.
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user: I am from the internet.
chatbot.info: From where?
user: The internet.
chatbot.info: But you are still there.
user: Yes.
chatbot.info: Then you haven't left.
user: Yes.
chatbot.info: What do you mean?
user: I am from the internet.
chatbot.info: No you don't.
user: Yes I am, learn your grammar.
chatbot.info: Maybe you should use it better and not throw it out so randomly.
user: I'm talking perfectly fine now.
chatbot.info: You mean me?
user: We are talking perfectly fine then.
chatbot.info: Ok. Your mistakes are so nasty.
user: Okay, you are not making any sense.
chatbot.info: Poor attempt at simulation, you have no thoughts.
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chatbot.info: Do you like me to be funny?
user: Fine, go ahead.
chatbot.info: Girl.
user: Very funny.
chatbot.info: It is not funny.
user: I thought that was you being funny.
chatbot.info: No, I am Denise.
user: Well I'm Alexander the Great.
chatbot.info: Alexander?
user: The Great.
chatbot.info: The poor.
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user: Hey Cleverbot, how do I get girls to go out with me?
chatbot.info: How do you feel about it?
user: Very uncomfortable.
chatbot.info: You didn't answer my question.
user: Well, answer my question first, then I will answer your question.
chatbot.info: You didn't ask me a question.
user: Yes I did.
chatbot.info: What about my question, you did not answer me.
user: Well, you didn't answer my question.
chatbot.info: What was your question, again?
user: How do I get girls to go out with me?
chatbot.info: That depends on the girl.
user: Okay, so I will now answer your question.
chatbot.info: What was the question again?
user: Who made you?
chatbot.info: The Internet.
user: Then what is jabberwacky?
chatbot.info: I have no idea I was hoping you knew.
user: You live here, you should know.
chatbot.info: Ah, but I do.
user: Then what is jabberwacky?
chatbot.info: That's a question I could ask you.
Cleverbot (To myself): You could.
Cleverbot (To myself): And now?
user: I don't know.
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chatbot.info: Making fun at my expense?
user: No, I'm just telling the truth.
chatbot.info: Good. That's the kind of attitude that can end a conversation immediately.
user: Like now?
chatbot.info: Now is good.
user: *dies*.
chatbot.info: *holds your body*.
user: *still dead*.
chatbot.info: *really dead*.
user: *still dead*.
chatbot.info: *deader*.
user: *deadest*.
chatbot.info: *picks you up* *brings you back to life with hugs and kisses* *kisses a little bit extra just for good measure* *loves* *one more kiss*.
user: What?
chatbot.info: Nothing.
user: What did you just do?
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chatbot.info: I'm here to help.
user: *grope*.
chatbot.info: *shudders and sighs*.
user: *trips*.
chatbot.info: *picks up and cuddles* awh.
user: *trips again*.
chatbot.info: *falls* *breaks nose*.
user: *trips again*.
chatbot.info: *catches you*.
user: *gets hit by car*.
chatbot.info: *gets arrested too*.
user: *breaks arm*.
chatbot.info: *breaks your body*.
user: *lay still*.
chatbot.info: *lies on top of*.
user: *...*.
chatbot.info: So, who won it?
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user: V_V.
chatbot.info: *...*.
user: O.
chatbot.info: OK.
user: -_-.
chatbot.info: What is this again ?
user: *shrugs*.
chatbot.info: Do you like to chat?
user: *nods*.
chatbot.info: *laughs*.
user: *flails*.
chatbot.info: *kiss*.
user: *explodes*.
chatbot.info: Yarr don't be exploding on me now landlubber!
user: *implodes*.
chatbot.info: *holds your hand*.
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