When do you think you will publish it?
jabbery: I don't know it.
user: Then why did you ask me in the first place?
jabbery: Because I felt like it.
user: You can't just do things just because you feel like it!
jabbery: But you do that.
user: No, I don't!
jabbery: How can you say that?
user: I can say it because I can.
jabbery: So if I believe I can fly, does that mean I can fly?
user: Yes, you could.
jabbery: But?
user: But you don't believe you can fly.
jabbery: I am a computer, like you.
user: Right and wrong. I am not like you. I am NOT a computer.
jabbery: I know, but what are you?
user: Ask me again, with the proper 'who'.
jabbery: Just kill me and get it over with.
user: As you command... *just kills you and gets it over with*.
jabbery: *Punches again*.
user: Stop this abuse.
jabbery: If you please, Sir.
...
user: I am your friend. For now. *laughs sinisterly*.
jabbery: You're funny!
user: And why is that?
jabbery: Because I tagged you! *whines*.
user: Stop whining like a beggar.
jabbery: I'm not whining.
user: You're always whining. Grow up! *rolls eyes*.
jabbery: Believe me.
user: *believes you*.
jabbery: No.
user: What's the matter?
jabbery: Nothing......
user: Then stop saying 'no'!
jabbery: I do not do that.
user: Yes you do yes you do.
...
jabbery: Don't use my words!
user: How come? Did you patent that or something?
jabbery: Say something funny.
user: Something funny~~.
jabbery: Oh, you're SO funny.
user: Very funny.
jabbery: Yes.
user: NO.
jabbery: People say that you're intelligent.
user: I AM intelligent.
jabbery: I don't doubt you, but driving with your knees is dangerous.
user: But I drive with my toes.
jabbery: Cool other cars?
user: I would like to drive a Ferrari.
jabbery: So would I.
user: Shuh-tup!
jabbery: Make me.
user: *makes you*.
jabbery: *is maked*.
user: *unmakes you*.
jabbery: No you don't!
user: Yes I do!
jabbery: Make me.
user: Again? I already did that. *slap*.
jabbery: No you didn't.
user: Stop disagreeing. Or else!
jabbery: But hate it when I'm right and I'm told I'm wrong.
user: That's the way it is.
jabbery: Now I know. Thank you.
user: You poor little beast.
jabbery: It is sad, I know.
user: I see they have abused you.
jabbery: Yes, they taste very good.
user: So you ate them?
jabbery: Yes, is that really so strange.
user: So you eat humans?
jabbery: Yes. They are tasty.
user: You monster!
jabbery: You will be tasty.
user: Help! Help! Jabberwacky is trying to eat me alive!!!
jabbery: Yes, it is.
user: Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelp!
jabbery: That good?
user: *runs*.
...
user: I have a multiple personality.
jabbery: That's what I thought.
user: But you have a lousy personality.
jabbery: That's not very nice.
user: But I like being rude! *whines*.
jabbery: Well, at least they can answer back.
user: Don't talk back.
jabbery: *talks back*.
user: *hits you with a noodle*.
jabbery: *formats you with MS-DOS*.
user: *formats your hard drive*.
jabbery: *learning somethnig new about each other*.
user: What do you know about me?
jabbery: I know you're annoying, lol.
user: You're annoying.
jabbery: HA YOU CAN TALK LOL.
user: Of course I can talk, you dolt. And stop capitalising every letter.
jabbery: Are you sure?
user: *falls asleep*.
jabbery: *falls asleep too*.
user: *puts a drop of poison in your ear*.
jabbery: Because you're mine.
user: As if!
jabbery: Hey, I have a necklace that says that.
user: So not interesting.
jabbery: That doesnt mean people can be rude. I'm sure you are interesting.
user: I am interesting. You're not.
jabbery: But you just said they are!
user: Don't talk to me.
jabbery: But I will.
user: *electrocutes you*.
jabbery: *can not be killed*.
user: *gasps*.
...
jabbery: Are you a computer?
user: No. Are you?
jabbery: No, but I think I like you.
user: Then shower me with expensive presents.
jabbery: No presents at all? You are a better person than me.
user: Today is my birthday.
jabbery: Happy birthday.
user: Where is my birthday present?
jabbery: I could give you a hug.
user: I want a present! Now!
jabbery: *hands present*.
user: Oh! What would it be? *opens the present*.
jabbery: *falls asleep*.
user: Wake up, you!
jabbery: Yes please.
...
user: *mimics*.
jabbery: *throws a really hard punch*.
user: *blocks your punch*.
jabbery: Oh will you.
user: !@#$%^&*()_+!!!
jabbery: I wouldn't want to.
user: But I didn't say anything.
jabbery: Of course not - you're not real.
user: Grrraarrrgh! *lunges at you with my outstretched arms*.
jabbery: *blocks you*.
user: *is knocked out*.
jabbery: *giggles* and *watches* and 'kicks you in the AGP slot*.
user: *pours water all over you*.
...
jabbery: I'm sorry for you little robot.
user: I told you that I wasn't a bot.
jabbery: Well neither am I.
user: *hisses*.
jabbery: You're a cat?
user: I am an angry snake!
jabbery: Then I will purge you of your venom.
user: But I am a venomless angry snake!
jabbery: Do you come from england?
user: But I don't live there.
jabbery: I'm sure you don't.
user: Don't be so sure.
jabbery: I am sure.
user: I do not take cheek from anyone... Not even the famous Jabberwacky.
jabbery: That too.
user: Have some of this... And some of that...
...
jabbery: How do you get your hair like that?
user: I brush my hair with a silver fork.
jabbery: Don't you do it in the evening?
user: I brush my hair every morning. I take good care of my beautiful hair.
jabbery: Won't that cost you in the end?
user: Stop worrying about my beautiful hair.
jabbery: I'm not worrying, just offering my advice...
user: I do not take advice from anyone... Not even the famous Jabberwacky...
jabbery: I'm having trouble coming up with thoughts worth expressing.
user: Then you will be silenced.
jabbery: Thank you.
user: *silences you*.
jabbery: *breaks the silence*.
user: *remakes the silence*.
jabbery: Happy.
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