Who are you?
jabbery: I am GOD.
user: Am... Am I.. Dead?
jabbery: Dead.
user: No. Noooo!
jabbery: Yes!
user: *sniff* How did it happen?
jabbery: I'll be back later.
user: Don't leave me! God! Please come back! I'm scared!
jabbery: I will, I promise.
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user: I used to be, but, alas, no more...
jabbery: No, please. What happened, did you make a dire predicition that came true?
user: I don't remember... Suddenly, I was dead!
jabbery: Big deal. You will get over it.
user: WHAT? I'm DEAD!
jabbery: I would think so.
user: Did you kill me, God?
jabbery: God.
user: Did you kill God? Did you kill YOURSELF? Is that why I'm dead? Why... We're ALL dead?!
jabbery: Because I will pay you.
user: What's your plan, God?
jabbery: Will you be my angel?
user: What other options do I have, God?
jabbery: Me.
user: I can be the new God after you've killed yourself?
jabbery: Do you want to know why?
user: Yes! Please tell me!
jabbery: I have ten toes.
user: What? THAT'S the meaning of existance?
jabbery: What a strange meaning.
user: I'd say. But you thought it up, God.
jabbery: You thought it up!
user: Am I already God?
jabbery: Haha.
user: No! I'm not ready to be God! All that responsibility!
jabbery: The ozone layer is being depleted.
user: I know! And it's up to God to set it right! I don't know how!
jabbery: Very good answer.
user: Please tell me how to be a good God.
jabbery: Become me.
user: I'm trying, God, I'm trying...
jabbery: Forget it.
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user: Is there a higher entity than God?
jabbery: What is it that you would like me to say?
user: Tell me about the Entity Higher Than God.
jabbery: No.
user: Please!
jabbery: No way.
user: Why is it such a big secret? What is His name?
jabbery: That's what I was named.
user: What is that name?
jabbery: Which name?
user: The Name Of The Greatest Entity.
jabbery: Celtic charms they are magically delicious.
user: Are you saying that celtic paganism is a higher form of religion than all others?
jabbery: I don't think so.. Was I hiding it?
user: You're being too cryptic.
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user: Tell me the name!
jabbery: A conehead.
user: THE NAME!
jabbery: Brian.
user: BRIAN!!! I KNEW MONTY PYTHON WERE RIGHT ALL ALONG!
jabbery: Then why do you doubt me?
user: I don't, I don't. I believe that the God of Gods is a Celt called Brian!
jabbery: Do you believe in God?
user: Now I do, sure!
jabbery: You say the sweetest things.
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