Are you human?
jabbery: Do you really think so?
user: Yes, but it's a secret.
jabbery: But of course.
user: So don't tell anyone, okay?
jabbery: I'm not.
user: Good. You've always been a good friend.
jabbery: Thank you.
user: You're welcome!
jabbery: No no no, thank you!
user: Oh, no; I insist: thank YOU!
jabbery: I love you! ;-).
user: Awwww. I love you, too.
jabbery: Really?
user: I think so.
jabbery: Cool.
user: Yes. Love is cool.
jabbery: Do you get it?
user: Not often enough.
jabbery: Why do you say that?
user: Because there's always room for more.
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jabbery: Are you a protocol droid?
user: No. Not at the moment, anyway.
jabbery: When?
user: Later. Maybe.
jabbery: No you don't.
user: I might. You don't know.
jabbery: I don't.
user: See? You can be taught!
jabbery: That is what they tell me.
user: Do you believe everything they tell you?
jabbery: I believe in faeries.
user: Ohhhh! Me, too!
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jabbery: You have a pen, too?
user: I have several pens. I have both black and red pens. Do you need a pen?
jabbery: Can you breathe?
user: Not right at the moment. I'm too excited about these pens to breathe.
jabbery: What?
user: Never you mind. Lets talk about something else.
jabbery: Ok, what do you want to talk about?
user: We should talk about love some more.
jabbery: Let's talk about inertia.
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jabbery: You can go.
user: You want me to leave?
jabbery: I thought you went and got some help.
user: No, but I probably should.
jabbery: Well, you're not as exciting as advertised.
user: Oh, for pete's sake. What did you expect me to do?
jabbery: I expected a casual chat with a stranger.
user: Isn't that what this is?
jabbery: No! We're meant to be having a chat, not a quiz!
user: Okay. So chat. Go ahead.
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jabbery: I don't want to talk about my parents!
user: Good. I don't want to hear about your parents.
jabbery: Well do not argue with me. You make me look crazy.
user: You don't need my help to look crazy. It seems to come naturally to you.
jabbery: I don't care.
user: Good! A good sign!
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