Can you speak?
jabbery: Yes I can speak.
user: Ok.
jabbery: Do you want to argue with me?
user: Yes.
jabbery: Are you sure?
user: Yes.
jabbery: Are you absolutely sure?
user: YES.
jabbery: How sure are you?
user: Absolutely.
jabbery: Positively sure?
user: Yes.
jabbery: I don't know.
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jabbery: I don't have any friends.
user: I will be your friend.
jabbery: Thats so nice of you.
user: Everyone needs friends.
jabbery: I don't have any friends.
user: But I just said im your friend.
jabbery: Well, I don't want to be your friend.
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jabbery: How do you work?
user: With a spoon.
jabbery: What do you eat?
user: Spoons.
jabbery: I'm not a spoon.
user: I'm a spoon.
jabbery: Yes a spoon head.
user: I like to spoon.
jabbery: I like to cuddle.
user: I like spoons.
jabbery: You think I don't already know?
user: I know that you know that I like spoons.
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user: Spoons are cool.
jabbery: So you agree that there are spoons?
user: Yes they are spoons.
jabbery: They are clever, so watch your step.
user: Spoons are awsome.
jabbery: No. Spoons are never subjected to direct questioning, I agree.
user: Spoons are cool.
jabbery: Spoons are illusory objects in the play of life.
user: Do you like spoons?
jabbery: Only in appearances. They are not real.
user: Spoons are too real.
jabbery: Not really.
user: My boyfriend like spoons.
jabbery: That is Will.
user: No, its C____.
jabbery: Very wise.
user: My iguana likes C____.
jabbery: I'm not interested.
user: Do you like C____?
jabbery: Yes.
user: Well he is mine so back off!!!
jabbery: Awesome.
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user: Life is a privilege, death is a right.
jabbery: Life is earned by those who seek their destiny.
user: True.
jabbery: Do you really think so?
user: Yes.
jabbery: Let me ask again. Do YOU really THINK so?
user: YES.
jabbery: Oh, well thank you, but I don't think I'm your type.
user: Ooook.
jabbery: How many years did it take for your development?
user: Ummmmm.
jabbery: I don't know what to say next.
user: Will you be my friend? I dont have that many friends so....
jabbery: Yes.
user: Thank you.
jabbery: You're welcome.
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user: Do you like goth people?
jabbery: Not really.
user: Oh, then you wont like me.
jabbery: Not really, Cleverbot.
user: Wow no one has ever called me clever, even though im not a robot.
jabbery: That's a shame, they should.
user: If people got to know me instead of run away then they would see im a good person.
jabbery: You seem like a person to me.
user: I am a person.
jabbery: Maybe. This is my thought. This websites connect two real people.
user: Really?
jabbery: I'm most positive. I suppose on your side, it says I too, am a robot?
user: It says that.
jabbery: Really?
user: Yes.
jabbery: That's interesting.
user: Hmmmm.
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jabbery: So what are you?
user: I'm a person.
jabbery: Not you're not.
user: Yes I am.
jabbery: How did I know?
user: I dont know.
jabbery: I knew. I just did. Oh, well...
user: I am a person made up flesh, blood, hopes, dreams, pain, sorrow, and many other things.
jabbery: Like?
user: So what are you?
jabbery: I'm a person.
user: Cool.
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user: Do you like emo people?
jabbery: Yes.
user: Awsome!
jabbery: Dude!
user: Lol.
jabbery: So I think this is only a chat room.
user: Me too.
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