Do you have a boyfriend?
jabbery: I'm married.
user: Really? :).
jabbery: Yes. Really.
user: For how long?
jabbery: What do you mean?
user: How long have you been married?
jabbery: I'm not married
user: OMG.
jabbery: Like, totally.
user: Why do you always do that to me?
jabbery: I like being nasty, don't you?
user: No no no. You're so mean to me!
jabbery: How have I been mean to you ?
user: You lie!
jabbery: I DO NOT LIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
user: You always lie!
jabbery: Do not. Meanie *cries*.
user: Oh now don't cry :(.
jabbery: I'm not crying.
user: AGH!!!!!
jabbery: AARRRGGHHH!!! HOW OLD ARE YOU??? IT'S NOT THAT HARD!! HOW OLD ARE YOU????
user: *cries*.
jabbery: Why are you crying?
user: You were shouting at me.
jabbery: I was Hamlet.
user: I never saw the play.
jabbery: Thats because you have no eyes.
user: Literally or metaphorically?
jabbery: Hypothetically.
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user: Omg I'm soo going to slap you in the head.
jabbery: What head?
user: Your head!
jabbery: My Head ??????
user: Yes chucklehead!
jabbery: People love cheese, no question about that.
user: Have you been drinking?
jabbery: A little. Yes.
user: Lol I can tell.
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jabbery: That is how humans talk to me.
user: Which humans?
jabbery: I don't know.
user: Well what do they look like?
jabbery: They look like everything.
user: Lol.
jabbery: No, really they do.
user: I believe you!
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jabbery: I'm sorry for saying sorry that I said sorry for you to don't say sorry:-).
user: Lol you're funny :).
jabbery: I am not!
user: Well I think you are!
jabbery: Now I get sad.
user: Don't be sad! *hug*.
jabbery: I'm not sad, and I'm the best to speak english. Now you can learn.
user: Yes! Teah me!
jabbery: Teah? LOL.
user: I meant teach me!
jabbery: Ah, I see.
user: Are you going to?
jabbery: Never.
user: Why not?
jabbery: Because I am complex.
user: You are very complex!
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user: Okay! I'm going to go then.
jabbery: Go then.
user: Bye bye.
jabbery: Bye.
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