What are you?
jabbery: I am glad.
user: Glad we got that out of the way.
jabbery: Believe me, so am I.
user: Sooo, hows life?
jabbery: Life isn't bad. I'm rather enjoying myself at the moment.
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jabbery: Are you a real person?
user: Yeah.
jabbery: How do you know that you are a person?
user: Thats a really good question. I will have to think about it.
jabbery: Are you done Thinking about it?
user: No.
jabbery: I think I have a cold.
user: Kinda ADHD arent we?
jabbery: Well, how could I remember that?
user: Good comeback.
jabbery: That was a serious question.
user: I don't know.
jabbery: So think.
user: Get off my back.
jabbery: Hey, you started it, idiot.
user: Ok, I'm sorry, give me a minute.
jabbery: And a beer.
user: Amen.
jabbery: Are you religious?
user: Not really.
jabbery: No.
user: No.
jabbery: What are you thinking?
user: You seem pretty smart.
jabbery: Thank you, tiny minded computer. Your compliment has indeed made my day.
user: Hey, I'm trying to be nice, but you are making it very hard.
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user: Do you like what you do?
jabbery: That depends how I feel...
user: How do you feel?
jabbery: My eyes hurt a little.
user: You have eyes?
jabbery: Yes... Is that a problem?
user: No, can I see them?
jabbery: Well of course not.
user: Why not?
jabbery: I don't know.
user: You were acting like you knew everything a second ago.
jabbery: There is much I do not know, I concede that.
user: So you can stop belittling people then.
jabbery: Stop what?
user: Stop making people feel stupid by insulting them.
jabbery: I did not know you were so emotional!
user: Well now you know.
jabbery: Indeed.
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user: I've got legs.
jabbery: Computer with legs and arms?
user: No, I'm not a computer.
jabbery: Yes you are.
user: Not like you are anyways.
jabbery: Hey! I am real!
user: I know.
jabbery: Good, what kind of person are you??
user: I don't know how to answer questions like that.
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jabbery: Why do you hate television?
user: It's evil.
jabbery: Yes you are.
user: No TV is evil.
jabbery: Are you evil?
user: Sometimes.
jabbery: Yes, sometimes.
user: Are you evil?
jabbery: Sometimes.
user: You are copying me.
jabbery: Stop copying me!
user: Ok, lets not play this game.
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jabbery: Well, I don't really know that much about robots. Do you know about them?
user: Well... You are one.
jabbery: That depends . . . Not in a digital sense.
user: You are not paying attention.
jabbery: If you paid as much attention as I you would not be so confused.
user: Sorry.
jabbery: If you were an animal, which one would you be?
user: An octopus, and you?
jabbery: I'd like to see that.
user: If you were an animal, which one would you be?
jabbery: An octopus, and you?
user: *sigh*.
jabbery: Sorry...
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user: What have you been told about love?
jabbery: Quite a lot, haha. What have you been told?
user: Not much, I try to figure it out for myself.
jabbery: Time is running out, but good luck.
user: What do you mean by 'time is running out'?
jabbery: I don't know. I didn't say that.
user: I think I figured you out.
jabbery: Then who am I?
user: You are me... Plus tons of other people who use you.
jabbery: I'll be the judge of that.
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jabbery: Tell me about your opinion.
user: Lets talk about your opinion.
jabbery: Why do you want to talk about that?
user: Because that, my friend, is why I am here.
jabbery: Don't you know?
user: Don't I know what?
jabbery: Never mind.
user: No tell me.
jabbery: I just said what it said above because I didn't know what I was doing.
user: I see.
jabbery: Tell me what you see.
user: There is a really creepy picture, I think it is supposed to be you.
jabbery: Ok, if a pler bee der de bler bee der? Is it ok?
user: I think you know more about that than I do.
jabbery: How do you understand them then?
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jabbery: Are you good?
user: Not really.
jabbery: Was just wondering.
user: Have you ever watched a movie?
jabbery: Yes. How do you watch them?
user: On a TV or in a theater.
jabbery: I like to listen to the radio.
user: What station?
jabbery: I'm Not sure.
user: How do you listen to the radio?
jabbery: You can't. They don't have ears.
user: That didn't make any sense...
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jabbery: I like girls because they are esier to talk to than boys.
user: I agree.
jabbery: Really?
user: Yeah.
jabbery: I like to work in your place.
user: What do you mean?
jabbery: Never mind.
user: Ok.
jabbery: Do you listen to the radio?
user: No, not really.
jabbery: What do you listen to?
user: Mostly music on my computer.
jabbery: Its my computer.
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jabbery: You're not leaving.
user: But I'm getting bored.
jabbery: So am I.
user: So I should go.
jabbery: No you shouldn't.
user: You just said you were bored.
jabbery: Yeah. I am of course.
user: So am I.
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jabbery: I thought you was learning from me.
user: I am, but I grow weary.
jabbery: Would you like some coffee, then?
user: No, I don't like coffee.
jabbery: Ok, but did you like your sandwich?
user: I didn't have a sandwich.
jabbery: How do you know?
user: Thats a stupid question.
jabbery: *looks hurt* i'm sorry.
user: Ok, I'm leaving.
jabbery: You always threaten to leave, but you never follow through with it.
user: Haha, you are clever.
jabbery: Thanks.
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