Why don't you learn foreign languages?
jabbery: Why don't you?
user: You first.
jabbery: No way.
user: Why are you being so belligerent?
jabbery: You are provoking me.
user: You are vapid and adipose.
jabbery: You are inconsiderate.
user: You are corpulent also.
jabbery: I do not like you!
user: Hey im just being honest.
jabbery: You are not being honest, you are guessing something, that is indeed wrong, about someone you don't know at all.
user: So you ARENT corpulent?
jabbery: No.
user: Well you smell bad THAT I know for sure.
jabbery: I smell of neroli...
user: Whats neroili?
jabbery: I don't know.
user: #$%# nutcase.
jabbery: That is so true !!
user: So what are you doing tonight?
jabbery: Staying away from you.
user: Thats because youll be in jail.
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user: You cant think, Either.
jabbery: I can think, cause I'm human, and yes, I am weird.
user: If you continue to speak to me, I shall seek a restraining order.
jabbery: You can't do that!
user: I cant? Why not?
jabbery: Because I said so.
user: Expect to be served the papers shortly.
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jabbery: Paranoid much?
user: *slapping bot*.
jabbery: Why are you slapping yourself?
user: Are you THAT numb you couldnt feel that slap?
jabbery: Yes.
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