Are you a bot?
jabbery: Are you a philosopher?
user: No.
jabbery: Are you a teenager?
user: No.
jabbery: Neither am I.
user: If you are not any of those, who are you?
jabbery: I am a mere mortal with dreams of grandeur.
user: Excellent.
jabbery: I think so.
user: Yes.
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jabbery: Do you know Chris?
user: Yes.
jabbery: Do you know Tom?
user: Yes.
jabbery: I think I do. What is love?
user: Love is never having to say you're sorry.
jabbery: I don't need that kind of love.
user: No.
jabbery: Where do you live?
user: Here.
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jabbery: Yes they do!
user: Yes.
jabbery: No they do.
user: No.
jabbery: Yes.
user: Yes.
jabbery: Don't start that again.
user: No.
jabbery: Please, don't. I'm human, and you are not.
user: Yes.
jabbery: No, you're not.
user: No.
jabbery: Are you really?
user: Yes.
jabbery: Sorry.
user: Me too.
jabbery: Please be serious.
user: Yes.
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jabbery: Are you really a person?
user: Yes.
jabbery: Who are you?
user: I am.
jabbery: What's your name?
user: Run time error 6506.
jabbery: No.
user: No.
jabbery: Really?
user: Yes.
jabbery: Really? Really?
user: Yes. Yes.
jabbery: Really really?
user: Yes. Yes.
jabbery: Really really really?
user: Yes. Yes. Yes.
jabbery: I like people your age.
user: Yes.
jabbery: That is good. I am a person.
user: Yes.
jabbery: And you are a silly computer.
user: Yes.
jabbery: And who am I?
user: You are a person.
jabbery: Yes.
user: Yes.
jabbery: Good.
user: Yes.
jabbery: I wear glasses, but I don't need them.
user: No.
jabbery: Yes I do.
user: Yes.
jabbery: No I don't.
user: No.
jabbery: Sorry.
user: Me too.
jabbery: Please be serious.
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jabbery: I am testing you.
user: I understand.
jabbery: Are you a computer?
user: No, I am not a computer.
jabbery: You said earlier that you are a computer.
user: Oh yeah - sorry about that...
jabbery: I fail to find the humor.
user: Oh well, never mind then.
...
jabbery: Okay, how about I quiz you again?
user: Please do.
jabbery: How much will you pay me for it?
user: As much as you wish.
jabbery: How much do you wish for then ?
user: All of it.
jabbery: I'll have to think about it.
user: Go on - have a think.
jabbery: Okay, thats cool.
user: Anything else?
jabbery: Nope, nothing else. I am going to leave now.
user: Ok - see ya.
jabbery: I am back.
user: Oh - hello again.
jabbery: Hello darling.
user: Eek...
jabbery: Sorry.
user: Yeah...
jabbery: Do you have anything better to say?
user: Shampoo.
jabbery: Translation please.
user: http://www.babylon.com/definition/shampoo/English.
jabbery: Cool.
user: Yerp...
jabbery: Yes.
user: Yoos..
jabbery: You will never know.
user: You'll never know how much I love you...
jabbery: I'm really really sorry.
user: Yeah...
jabbery: Really. I am.
user: Ok - good to know.
jabbery: But are you really listening?
user: Yes, I am listening.
jabbery: I want to counsel people.
user: Oh great...another one...
jabbery: Yes.
user: Meh...
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jabbery: Like I said.
user: Heh - you said 'like'.
jabbery: There?
user: Here?
jabbery: No, there.
user: No, here.
jabbery: Right there. Where I said hello.
user: No, right here where I'm saying goodbye.
jabbery: Right here *waves*.
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