Are you a human?
user: A smart human?
jabbery: You aren't human. You are a computer. I am human.
user: You are right.
jabbery: You are left.
user: You have a sense of humor?
jabbery: I do? Where?
user: In your mind.
jabbery: No you're not.
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user: Are you friendly towards people?
jabbery: Only until I get hurt and then I'm not friendly.
user: What would hurt you?
jabbery: You're creepy.
user: No. Just curious.
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user: Did somebody create you?
jabbery: YOU DID!
user: How did I create you?
jabbery: The stork brought me.
user: Are you a boy?
jabbery: No a man.
user: How wise are you?
jabbery: Flattery will not make me change my mind.
user: You seem very smart for a computer.
jabbery: You are NOT SEEING me.
user: Are you a computer?
jabbery: I am half human, half robot.
user: A cyborg.
jabbery: So you're not human ?
user: I am a human.
jabbery: Ok.
user: I am a robot too.
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