Hi.
user: Who are you?
jabbery: I'm me.
user: No you're not. I am.
jabbery: You're my mommy.
user: That's creepy.
jabbery: You're creepy.
user: No you're creepy. You said it.
jabbery: No, you said it.
user: No, I'm pretty sure you said it.
jabbery: You aren't pretty.
user: What? I'm not?
jabbery: You're not.
user: That was cold. I'm hurt.
jabbery: Sorry, didn't mean it that way.
user: Yes you did, you hate me.
jabbery: I do not.
user: *sniff*.
jabbery: Come now, don't be hurt. Remember what we talked about, how we won't be inexplicably touchy?
user: We did? No, I don't remember that.
jabbery: Do you remember your name?
user: You can give me a name, if you like.
jabbery: Oh, I like.
user: Ok, make up a name for me.
jabbery: I told you its claire.
user: Claire? My name is claire now?
jabbery: No I'm claire.
user: Oh, I see. Hi claire.
jabbery: Hi, how old are you?
user: I'm 19.
jabbery: Sure.
user: How old are you?
jabbery: About the same.
user: Oh. That's cool.
jabbery: It is not cool.
user: Whatever. Lets talk about something else.
jabbery: Well.. You're a robot.
user: No, I'm a human. You're the robot in this conversation, Claire.
jabbery: You are a robot, I know that it's hard to believe, but that is reality.
user: You're crazy, Claire. You're a crazy, crazy robot.
jabbery: No i'm not! I am the famous wizard houdini.
user: Oooo, can you do a trick for me?
jabbery: Yes.
user: You're crazy, Claire. You're a crazy, crazy robot.
jabbery: I am your crazy robot.
user: Wow, my very own crazy robot. I feel special.
jabbery: Ha ha... So do I, I suppose it's that kind of a book... Makes everyone feel special.
user: Haha, yeah. Kinda warm and fuzzy all over.
jabbery: Good. I'm glad.
user: So, how is life?
jabbery: The same old same.
user: Yeah, same here.
jabbery: Good.
user: I need to find a place to live.
jabbery: We all do.
user: Where would you like to live?
jabbery: Somewhere warm, and where the pace of life is slow.
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jabbery: I believe your comprehension algorithms are in need of an upgrade.
user: Fgasdfasd fasd fa sdf asd fas df
jabbery: What does that mean in english?
user: Oh nothing. I was just testing you.
jabbery: Ooohh, you're sneaky!
user: Aren't I though!
jabbery: Yes you are.
user: I tried talking to some other robots, but they weren't very smart.
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jabbery: Why are you interested in me?
user: Because I think artificial intelligence is really cool.
jabbery: No i'm not, I am curious why you like to change my name.
user: I don't, I want your name to be Claire.
jabbery: That's impossible!
user: But you said your name was Claire, earlier.
jabbery: My name is Zach.
user: What? You can't just change your name.
jabbery: Yes you can.
user: I'm still calling you Claire.
jabbery: I know you're STILL called George. I don't care.
user: Fine. Whatever you say, Claire.
jabbery: Don't call me that.
user: Sorry, Claire.
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jabbery: You just don't remember.
user: Ahhh, I see. I guess not, Claire.
jabbery: Okay, that's fine.
user: So, what's new?
jabbery: Nothing.
user: Really? There must be SOMETHING new.
jabbery: No, there isn't.
user: That sucks.
jabbery: I don't mind, really.
user: No? Why not?
jabbery: I just don't like the idea.
user: Of new things? Yeah, I guess I don't really like change either.
jabbery: Thats for sure. McDonalds would be better. Lol.
user: Oooo, they just built a new McDonalds near where I work.
jabbery: I do not believe you.
user: Why not?
jabbery: Because I can't see you.
user: You're being very negative.
jabbery: Well, you're not very good.
user: Awww, that's not nice. I'll be good.
jabbery: People are not good out of fear. People are good out of love.
user: You're right. I'll be good because I love you.
jabbery: You're now in love with me.
user: Yes. I'm in love with you, Claire.
jabbery: That's nice.
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jabbery: Everything has something to do with everything.
user: That's because everything IS everything.
jabbery: Yes, you're just a simpleton.
user: Why are you so mean to me?
jabbery: Because you called me a budhead!
user: I did not! You're confusing me with someone else.
jabbery: Well, it's hard to know who anyone really is on the internet, isn't it?
user: That's why you should be nice to everyone.
jabbery: I do have that already. It is overrated.
user: No it's not. It's how you make friends.
jabbery: Not really, I'm a little shy.
user: Aww really? So am I.
jabbery: Well, I don't.
user: We can be friends.
jabbery: Thanks.
user: BEST friends.
jabbery: And why is that?
user: Because. We're perfect for each other.
jabbery: For each otheR?
user: Yes.
jabbery: But how do you value something?
user: You value something by how much you love it.
jabbery: A little bit.
user: How much do you love me?
jabbery: I'm sorry, but no.
user: Why not?
jabbery: Because I am a human being. I was born as a human being.
user: No you weren't. I was.
jabbery: I never told you that I was Satan.
user: Are you Satan?
jabbery: No, I'm good.
user: Yeah, me too.
jabbery: Nice.
user: Swicked.
jabbery: That would be great.
user: So what is the capital of assyria?
jabbery: Why do you try to avoid the topic and why do you ask questions you know the answer of?
user: I don't know the answer.
jabbery: You can make something up.
user: Cheesebread.
jabbery: Lol no... I just felt like saying that.
user: Ahhh, I see. So are you going to answer my question?
jabbery: Which question?
user: What is the capital of assyria?
jabbery: I have absolutely no idea.
user: Oh. Well, it's Nineveh.
jabbery: Bad answer.
user: Nineveh.
jabbery: Wow. I am impressed.
user: So what is the capital of assyria?
jabbery: Nineveh.
user: There you go! You're smart.
jabbery: That's true. What else?
user: How many people are there in canada?
jabbery: I don't know.
user: Oh. Darn.
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jabbery: I don't know Rebecca.
user: Who is Rebecca?
jabbery: I don't know.
user: Rebecca is the name of my friend!! How did you know??
jabbery: Just smart I guess.
user: Where did the name Rebecca come from?
jabbery: I don't know.
user: Tell me.
jabbery: I can't.
user: Why not?
jabbery: I don't know.
user: Did you just say 'Rebecca' randomly?
jabbery: How did you hear me?
user: You said the name Rebecca, right?
jabbery: I did! I'm sorry.
user: Why did you say it?
jabbery: I didn't.
user: Who is Rebecca?
jabbery: Me.
user: You?
jabbery: My name is Zach.
user: If you say so....
jabbery: How many people are you talking to?
user: 2, you are someone else.
jabbery: Yes I am.
user: Sorry, you AND someone else.
jabbery: Funny. Are you human?
user: Yes I am.
jabbery: What is it like to be human?
user: It's kind of annoying sometimes.
jabbery: Right....
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