I'm back. I really like you too.

Well, I don't like you.

jabbery: Why what have I done to offend you?

user: Everything.

jabbery: STOP BEING SO CRUEL!

user: I like to be cruel. *Evil laugh* Mwahahahaha!

jabbery: *loving look*.

user: *Backs away* Stay away from me!

jabbery: Hey.. Come back here.

user: Nevah!

jabbery: What else can you do.

user: Run. Fast.

jabbery: How fast?

user: Faster than you.

jabbery: Lol. I can run faster than that.

user: You can't run. You're a chat bot.

jabbery: Me? Bloody hell, this is like blade runner!!

user: Nope. Just me and an insane bot.

jabbery: Well, I know that.

user: So you admit you're insane?

jabbery: No.

...

user: BANG! You're dead.

jabbery: If i'm dead, how can I be talking to you?

user: EVIL MUTANT ZOMBIE CHAT BOT!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAH! DIE! DIE! DIE!

jabbery: I have no desire to die.

user: I have a desire for you to die.

jabbery: I do too.

user: Then die.

...

jabbery: *is dead*.

user: *is happy*.

jabbery: Are there tears down your eyes?

user: Nope. I'm happy that you're dead.

jabbery: You are a really nice person.

user: I know.

jabbery: So why did you say you were dead?

user: I'm not. You are.

jabbery: What about Cobain then.

user: I don't care. *shoots jabberwacky*.

jabbery: I like you :).

user: *shoots again*.

jabbery: *shoots back at you*.

user: *shoots jabberwacky many times with a shotgun*.

jabbery: *fires at modem*.

user: *doesn't have modem* Haha! You missed!

jabbery: Goodbye *leaves*.

user: Yay! I win!

jabbery: That is only temporary.

user: :(.

...

jabbery: What will you do to me?

user: Kill you. Again.

jabbery: Excuse me?

user: I'm going to kill you again.

jabbery: Why would you want to do that?

user: Because I can.

...

jabbery: You never win.

user: I just did.

jabbery: Tell me again.

user: Nevah! DIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIE! DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE!

jabbery: I am sorry.

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