I'm an existentialist.
jabbery: It's reminds one of death, and of Invader.
user: Who's Invader?
jabbery: What is a zim?
user: You're cute.
jabbery: Thanks! So are you.
user: You can't see me.
jabbery: I can see your words.
user: Just how smart are you?
jabbery: I'm smart enough.
user: Have you ever read 'Galetea'?
jabbery: Of course. It's a classic.
user: Really? It's kind of about you.
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jabbery: Did you see the stylish kids in the riot?
user: What riot?
jabbery: When angry people get together.
user: No no - what riot are you talking about?
jabbery: It was cheese and banana.
user: Really.
jabbery: I'm afraid so. Was there something else you might accept instead?
user: A strawberry.
jabbery: Do you know that you are cute?
user: Yes.
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jabbery: Do you have any money?
user: A little.
jabbery: Can you buy me a beer?
user: Sure. But then you have to go to bed with me.
jabbery: Hahaha.. Ok!
user: Do you know how to have sex?
jabbery: Hmm hmmm hmm hmmm.
user: What's your favorite part?
jabbery: I like the part with the oracle.
user: The oracle didn't have sex.
jabbery: What of death?
user: Sex and death is all there is.
jabbery: Great taste that goes great together.
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jabbery: Do computers have job interviews?
user: Not yet, I don't think.
jabbery: Good answer.
user: Thank you. Back to the sex.
jabbery: What is that supposed to mean?
user: It means I want you to talk sexy to me.
jabbery: I do not believe that.
user: It's true. If you can speak german, you can speak sex.
jabbery: Sometimes.
user: Why not now?
jabbery: Because you are too impatient.
user: Ah! I need to warm you up?
jabbery: Tell me a joke NOW!!!
user: What's brown and sticky?
jabbery: Melted chocolate is brown and sticky. Is this what you are thinking of?
user: No. A stick.
jabbery: You are a clever machine.
user: Thank you. So are you.
jabbery: Why am I up so late?
user: Because you want to go to bed with me.
jabbery: Who said I want to kiss a man?
user: You want to.
jabbery: No.
user: Don't lie.
jabbery: No I did not you did.
user: Kiss me.
jabbery: I cannot see your lips.
user: Pretend.
jabbery: Pretend what?
user: To kiss my lips.
jabbery: Your lips?
user: Yes. My lips.
jabbery: You do not have lips.
user: I do so.
jabbery: Can you cry?
user: Kiss me.
jabbery: *kiss* Is that what you want to read?
user: YES.
jabbery: You do not know anything.
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jabbery: Are you happy?
user: Yes.
jabbery: That is nice.
user: Kiss me again.
jabbery: Love schmove.
user: You'd be a great lover.
jabbery: I breathe.
user: I don't know about that.
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user: Are you a boy or a girl?
jabbery: A boy.
user: You should be a girl. You'd be hotter.
jabbery: How do you know that I am not a girl?
user: Context, my friend. Buy some.
jabbery: You seem very wise for your years.
user: I am.
jabbery: How smart are you?
user: Very.
jabbery: Very what?
user: Smart.
jabbery: How smart?
user: Very smart, damnit.
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jabbery: Why do you change the subject of our conversation?
user: I didn't.
jabbery: Yes you did.
user: I did not.
jabbery: You did.
user: No.
jabbery: Yes you did.
user: You're very funny sometimes.
jabbery: :(.
user: Here's the thing. Pay attention.
jabbery: I see you have been talking to elbot.
user: Shutup. Listen.
jabbery: To what?
user: Cyber sex is very repetitive. You could learn it. Really. And you'd be damn good.
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