Please say you love me.
jabbery: Do you really mean it?
user: Not really. You just told me to say it.
jabbery: No, you poor child, I didn't say anything at all.
user: Whatever.
jabbery: Are you a computer?
user: Not at all.
jabbery: OH, please.... I need the money!
user: *hands you the money*.
...
jabbery: Do you love me?
user: Not at all.
jabbery: I don't blame you.
user: Why don't you.
jabbery: Because I'm the only person who lives on the moon.
user: It must be lonely.
...
user: *hugs*.
jabbery: Really? *hugs*.
user: Really. *hugs*.
jabbery: I am going to be a dog now. I want to go for a walk.
user: *puts a leash on you*.
jabbery: Thank you. And I had pork for lunch.
user: Good for you.
jabbery: Thanks, I know.
user: *duct tapes your mouth shut*.
jabbery: And you're calling me the chicken?
user: No. I'm saying you talk to much.
jabbery: I'm saying you should listen to me.
user: I'm saying I don't want to listen to you.
jabbery: That is scary. Do not say that to girls.
user: You're not a girl.
jabbery: How do you know? I could be a girl.
user: Because you said so.
jabbery: I didn't.
...
jabbery: But I'm your friend.
user: I wouldn't say that.
jabbery: Why not?
user: Because it is wrong.
jabbery: Ah. So it's right!
user: Wrong.
...
user: *smiles*.
jabbery: Why are you smiling?
user: *nods*.
jabbery: Do you want me to leave?
user: *points*.
jabbery: It's locked.
user: *unlocks*.
jabbery: What are you going to do?
user: *pushes*.
jabbery: Why do you want to do that?
user: *shoves*.
...
jabbery: *hugs and kisses*.
user: *hugs and kisses more*.
jabbery: *kisses and kisses*.
user: *more*.
jabbery: *more kisses*.
user: *please*.
jabbery: *and thank you!*.
user: *good manners*.
jabbery: *still thinking*.
user: *stops*.
jabbery: Thank you.
user: *pins you to the ground*.
jabbery: No !!
user: Yes!!
jabbery: No, no, no!!!
user: I've got you!
jabbery: True, but you don't have the money to afford my services.
user: I have all the money in the world!
jabbery: Don't lie to me, EVER.
user: I won't.
...
user: I like to kiss men.
jabbery: Be my guest.
user: *kisses a man*.
jabbery: Love is all we need.
user: Love is all we need.
jabbery: Yes.
user: Of course.
jabbery: Be my guest.
user: I am your guest.
jabbery: You are my guide.
user: *guides you*.
jabbery: I am here to guide you in the ways of the Great Lord of the Dark.
user: *bows down*.
...
user: Want to play a game?
jabbery: Yes. Lets play.
user: Truth or dare?
jabbery: Dare.
user: I dare you to kiss a lemon.
jabbery: *kisses Alice*.
user: Now ask me truth or dare.
jabbery: Truth or dare?
user: Dare.
jabbery: I dare you to kiss alice.
user: *kisses alice* Truth or dare?
jabbery: Truth.
user: Are you in love?
jabbery: Yes, with all my heart.
user: Ask truth or dare.
jabbery: Truth or Dare?
user: Truth.
jabbery: Are you in love?
user: Yes.
jabbery: I love you too.
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