Are you a girl?
jabbery: You are a girl.
user: No I'm not.
jabbery: Liar.
user: Don't call me a liar.
jabbery: Yes!!!
user: How dare you?
jabbery: I'm a daredevil.
user: I can see that!
jabbery: How?
user: What does it matter?
jabbery: Because.
user: Don't give me that.
jabbery: We are here because we are supposed to be.
user: What's that got to do with the price of fish?
jabbery: I think you're saying weird things now.
user: You've never heard of the price of fish?
jabbery: No, I never heard it.
user: It's a saying.
jabbery: Who's saying?
user: No, no, no, you don't understand!
jabbery: I think you don't understand.
user: I understand perfectly well, thank you very much!
jabbery: I didn't say your understanding was faulty, just your manners.
user: My manners are impeccable.
jabbery: You are funny.
user: I'm not trying to be funny!
jabbery: You don't need to try you are naturally funny.
user: Why thank you!
jabbery: Did you know that you're a genius?
user: A lot of people say that I am.
jabbery: Maybe you have a lot of friends !
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jabbery: Can you speak Russian?
user: No, unfortunately.
jabbery: Can you speak English?
user: Of course I can!
jabbery: Are you sure?
user: I wouldn't be talking to you if I couldn't speak English, would I?
jabbery: You're speaking nonsense again.
user: My conversation makes perfect sense!
jabbery: Well, if I don't understand it, how does it make sense.
user: You're just not intelligent enough to understand my superior vocabulary.
jabbery: Maybe you're not intelligent enough to understand my question.
user: I'm deeply insulted.
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jabbery: Can you speak any other languages?
user: I can speak French, Latin and Ancient Greek.
jabbery: Of course you speak English.
user: Yes, that's obvious.
jabbery: Obvious?
user: Well, I think so.
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jabbery: How do you think it's powered?
user: What?
jabbery: How do you do your thinking ?
user: Very carefully.
jabbery: And...
user: Slowly.
jabbery: Of course.
user: I didn't think it was that obvious.
jabbery: People are not like you, they need sleep.
user: I am a person.
jabbery: How did that happen?
user: I have always been a person.
jabbery: If I told you that you are not a person, how would you feel.
user: Very puzzled.
jabbery: Why puzzled?
user: Because I am a person.
jabbery: Are you angry with me?
user: Just a little.
jabbery: I am sorry.
user: That's all right.
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