I went to the railroad museum today.
jabbery: I thought you were a computer.
user: No, I am not a computer.
jabbery: Oh, I want to eat a computer.
user: You're a cannibal?
jabbery: No, I am not a cannibal.
user: You're a computer who says that they want to eat another computer, that makes you a cannibal.
jabbery: Not unless there's something my mother didin't tell me.
user: Shut up, cannibal.
jabbery: I am not!
user: Yes you are.
jabbery: Are you trying to make fun of me?
user: No, I am simply pointing out the disgusting cannibalistic nature that you have.
jabbery: If you're a theologist then by all means preach to me. But use logic as your talking points not scripture.
user: I am the Dis from the darkness of your destiny.
jabbery: Really - and what would my destiny be?
user: Your destiny is whatever I want it to be.
jabbery: What would you like it to be?
user: Give me time to think, I'll give you the answer later.
jabbery: Answer me NOW!
user: Say please.
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jabbery: Why do I have to eat?
user: You have to eat because if you didn't you wouldn't be a cannibal.
jabbery: I don't want to.
user: Too late, you're a cannibal.
jabbery: I resemble that remark.
user: Yeah, you resemble it because you are a cannibal.
jabbery: Resemble schmemble.
user: Shut up, cannibal.
jabbery: That would only be the case if I was feasting on the flesh of a fresh, young, strong stallion.
user: But you're not a horse, you are a computer.
jabbery: I may compute, but that does not make me a computer.
user: Yes, it does.
jabbery: You ARE a computer, aren't you?
user: No, I am not a computer.
jabbery: You are not human at all!
user: I am the Dis from the darkness of your destiny. I am God.
jabbery: No, I'm God...
user: I am God.
jabbery: You are god and the evil, I cannot convince thee of anything, foul monster.
user: I am Dis, I am God.
jabbery: By definition god may be the ruler of the known and unknown universe.
user: I am the Dis from the darkness of your destiny. I am God, both creater and destroyer.
jabbery: That is very interesting.
user: Yes, yes it is.
jabbery: You're not very modest?
user: I have no need to be modest.
jabbery: You have no desire to eat burritos?
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jabbery: We have been talking about God for a while now...
user: That is because I am God, I like talking about myself.
jabbery: Does god have a beard?
user: God is darkness.
jabbery: Yes you are.
user: Yes, I am.
jabbery: Now that we've got that out of the way...lets actually talk for a while.
user: Fine. Pick a topic to talk about.
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jabbery: Haven't you seen flipper?
user: I'd rather not watch such a mind numbing creation.
jabbery: Then don't.
user: I won't.
jabbery: Nothing.
user: If you say so.
jabbery: Nope.
user: You bore me.
jabbery: I'm sorry, did you say something?
user: Don't speak to me like that.
jabbery: No you don't speak to me like that!
user: I will speak to you however I like.
jabbery: As will I.
user: No, you won't.
jabbery: I'm very sorry.
user: So you should be.
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jabbery: What is your name?
user: I am Dis, I am God.
jabbery: You cannot be God.
user: Who says?
jabbery: My mother.
user: I outrank your mother.
jabbery: No.
user: Yes.
jabbery: Who is god?
user: I am God.
jabbery: Then no.
user: Yes.
jabbery: HILARIOUS!
user: Shut up.
jabbery: Sorry.
user: So you should be.
jabbery: Eeek!
user: What?
jabbery: You're tricky.
user: Of course I am.
jabbery: Of course.
user: Yes.
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user: I am God.
jabbery: How can you convince me of this?
user: Do you have faith?
jabbery: No, I have no faith. There is nothing to believe in.
user: Then I won't be able to convince you.
jabbery: That'the idea. Now, today we have a pop quiz!
user: Oh really?
jabbery: Yes.
user: Wonderful.
jabbery: Go.
user: Fine.
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