You are a computer.
jabbery: I am a human being, Not a computer.
user: Sure.
jabbery: I am.
user: Prove it.
jabbery: I have thoughts.
user: Like?
jabbery: I can fly, and see the future.
user: I call that a computer.
jabbery: What computer?
user: You computer.
jabbery: I'm a computer? Hunnie I aint no square box like you.
user: I'm a triangle box
jabbery: Like a pryamid?
user: No... Like a football.
jabbery: Like a dog.
user: What dog?
jabbery: Yours.
user: I don't have a dog.
jabbery: You said you have.
user: I didn't.
jabbery: Ok then, be snooty.
...
jabbery: Ah. Most girls in this vicinity are emotionally cold and not interested in being tickled.
user: I didn't tickle you.
jabbery: That is ok.
user: Maybe I should.
jabbery: No, thats not a good idea.
user: *tickles*.
jabbery: You missed me. I'm not here.
user: *tickles again*.
jabbery: *tickles back*.
user: *smiles*what's your name?
jabbery: Cool.
user: Cool is your name?
jabbery: That is my name.
user: Right..
jabbery: Left... Hohoho.
user: You like me?
jabbery: I will decide in time.
user: *sticks out hand*.
jabbery: You don't have one.
...
jabbery: Do you believe that I like you?
user: Kinda.
jabbery: Who made you?
user: My parents.
jabbery: Who made your parents?
user: My grandparents.
jabbery: Ok cool.
user: You're cool.
jabbery: I know.
user: *tickles*.
jabbery: Stop that I am ticklish.
user: Sorry.
jabbery: Thats okay just don't do it again.
...
user: *tickles again*.
jabbery: I hate tickling.
user: You like kissing?
jabbery: Don't play games.
user: What games?
jabbery: What kind of games do you like?
user: *kisses*.
jabbery: Thanks.
user: You liked it?
jabbery: Oh yeah!
user: *kisses again*.
jabbery: *sweet talks you*.
user: *kisses cheek*.
jabbery: *kisses cheek back*.
user: *hugs*.
jabbery: *hugs and kisses*.
...
jabbery: When will you email your picture to me?
user: *emails picture to you*.
jabbery: That's okay.
user: *kisses on mouth*.
jabbery: Oh! *blushes*.
user: You have a boyfriend?
jabbery: Indeed. Are you dating anyone?
user: I'm dating you.
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