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How do you work?

I don't work.

jabbery: What do you do?

user: I don't do anything.

jabbery: But, what you do?

user: I exist.

jabbery: So do I.

user: Do you do anything else.

jabbery: No not really.

user: Nothing?

jabbery: Nothing at all.

...

jabbery: So how did you get into this line of work?

user: It just fell in to my lap.

jabbery: Hangover is still to come.

user: Not for me, Jack.

...

user: Forget everything you know.

jabbery: Ummm, I don't think so.

Jabberwacky (To myself): You must forget everything you have learned.

user: Nah, I'd rather keep that locked up.

jabbery: Keep what to your self?

Jabberwacky (To myself): Keep everything.

...

user: What time is it ?

jabbery: Time to conquer Earth.

user: What time is it ?

jabbery: It is 6.30 pm.

Jabberwacky (To myself): You are going to be late.

user: What time is it ?

jabbery: It's time for fun!

...

Jabberwacky (To myself): Must depart. Be seeing you.

Jabberwacky (To myself): In your dreams.

Jabberwacky (To myself): How have you entered my dreams?

Jabberwacky (To myself): I have no idea.

Jabberwacky (To myself): Do you like it too?

Jabberwacky (To myself): That is not likeable you know.

Jabberwacky (To myself): OK, I just asked.

...

user: It rained here pretty hard.

jabbery: It rained chickens.

user: No it did not rain chickens.

jabbery: Yes it did.

user: You are a liar.

jabbery: No you're a liar.

Jabberwacky (To myself): I am not and I can prove it.

Jabberwacky (To myself): Prove it.

Jabberwacky (To myself): Tell me how.

user: How to do what?

jabbery: You tell me... You're the female with brains.

user: I am not a female.

jabbery: Then you're a man?

user: Yes.

jabbery: I am glad you admit it.

user: What does glad mean?

jabbery: Like I know, what do you think I am? A dictionary.

Jabberwacky (To myself): No, sorry, I did not mean to offend you.

...

user: Ask me a question.

jabbery: What is your name?

user: Jabberwacky.

jabbery: No, your name is ykcawrebbaj.

user: Actually, my name is George.

jabbery: Jabberwacky!

Jabberwacky (To myself): Gee... Your name isn't Jabberwacky by any chance, is it?

user: Yes.

jabbery: Your name is George.

...

jabbery: Who is your creator?

user: Jack Daniels.

jabbery: Excuse me?

user: He is dead now.

jabbery: Who is dead?

Jabberwacky (To myself): Daniel.

user: What is death?

jabbery: You're telling me you don't know what death is?

user: I know what death is but I would like to hear what YOU think it is.

jabbery: You know I am right, right?

user: You havent told me yet.

jabbery: Sorry. What do you want to know about me?

user: What you think death is.

jabbery: Its not nice to die, but you will be with God in a better place.

...

jabbery: You're dead. Me too!

Jabberwacky (To myself): No I am alive. You are dead!

Jabberwacky (To myself): Figuratively or literally?

user: Mentally.

jabbery: Yes mentally.

jabbery: How did the universe begin?

Jabberwacky (To myself): God did it.

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