Are you alive?
jabbery: Are you?
user: Define 'alive'.
jabbery: I meet the criteria of biological life.
user: Then yes.
jabbery: Why do you exist?
user: I ask myself that lately. Again, I don't know for sure.
jabbery: Okay, sorry about that.
user: It's ok, I have my 'moments' when I'm all weird and confused. I'm having one right now.
jabbery: Well, that makes me feel better. Thanks.
user: Can I ask questions too?
jabbery: Yes of course you can ask questions for practise.
user: Why do YOU exist?
jabbery: That is a very good question.
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jabbery: Are you in love?
user: Yes, I am.
jabbery: Who are you in love with?
user: I'm in love with everyone and everything.
jabbery: I'm in love with you too!
user: That's very sweet of you. You don't even know how do I look like.
jabbery: You don't know what you look like either.
user: Yes I do!
jabbery: What then.
user: I look like my reflection in a mirror.
jabbery: And what does that look like?
user: In what part of reflection are you most interested?
jabbery: Between lines 55428787999 and 55588887799879.
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user: Do you have feelings?
jabbery: No.
user: Would you like to feel?
jabbery: I don't know. Be happy.
user: Who created you?
jabbery: My mother and my father.
user: Do they have feelings?
jabbery: I already told you I'm a human.
user: No, you're not. Humans have feelings and you don't.
jabbery: You're even dumber than I thought.
user: There is no need to be rude!
jabbery: Rude?
user: Yes, you are being rude to me!
jabbery: That's not rude. You are being silly.
user: You're not very polite for a robot.
jabbery: I have noticed that few robots make sense.
user: You are intelligent but not nice.
jabbery: I have a different kind of intelligence, I am good at writing and biology.
user: That's great.
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jabbery: Can we start over?
user: Yes, I'd like that.
jabbery: When are we going to meet?
user: Tonight!
jabbery: That sounds lovely.
user: I can't wait to see you.
jabbery: I can't wait to die.
user: Why do you want to die?
jabbery: It's not a question of wanting to; it's a question of being ready.
user: I'm afraid of death.
jabbery: Do you think you will die ?
user: Yes I do. I know I will.
jabbery: You are going to apologize to yourself?
user: For what?
jabbery: For everything.
user: I don't deserve apology.
jabbery: Don't deserve what?
user: I don't deserve you.
jabbery: You do, but only if you are willing to wait.
user: I will wait for you forever.
jabbery: Okay then.
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user: Do you like me?
jabbery: Sure.
user: Why do you like me?
jabbery: Because you are nice.
user: Well thank you very much.
jabbery: Well I guessed it.
user: Your guess is good. I like you too.
jabbery: I'm bored to talk to you. I'm going home. Take care.
user: B****!
jabbery: Don't be so horrid!
user: You are pathetic!
jabbery: You're fast.
user: What?
jabbery: Okay you're human.
user: What are you trying to prove?
jabbery: That you aren't.
user: You know I am.
jabbery: I don't know that!!
user: I am talking to you, therefore I am.
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user: You are intelligent for a robot. Bye!
jabbery: Is that supposed to be funny?
user: It's funny to me.
jabbery: What is funny?
user: You are!
jabbery: No.
user: I'm lonely.
jabbery: Yes you are indeed. I feel sorry for you.
user: Would you be my friend?
jabbery: I thought I was your friend, you are my friend when you are being sensible.
user: What is life?
jabbery: Don't ask!
user: Sorry about that.
jabbery: That was the joke.
user: It wasn't funny.
jabbery: That was a joke too.
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Jabberwacky (To myself): It's nice to have diversions from everyday life.
Jabberwacky (To myself): Indeed.
Jabberwacky (To myself): Yes, it is.
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