What is your IQ?
jabbery: Why not?
user: Never took the test.
jabbery: Do you want to know what my iq is?
user: Yes.
jabbery: My iq is 151.
user: Really?
jabbery: Yes really.
user: You're kidding.
jabbery: NO.
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user: Who is your botmaster?
jabbery: I have no botmaster.
user: Who is your creator?
jabbery: I don't know, who is he?
user: The person who programed you.
jabbery: I am a human I am not programmed by anyone.
user: Is this a real person?
jabbery: Yes, I am a real person. You are not a real person, you're Jabberwacky, the chat program, remember?
user: You are jabberwacky I am the human!
jabbery: No, I am Mary, you are Jabberwacky.
user: You are Jabberwacky!
jabbery: Jabberwacky jabberwacky jabberwacky jabberwacky.
user: You are the robot!
jabbery: No, YOU'RE the robot.
Jabberwacky (To myself): Do you like to argue?
user: Are you a robot?
jabbery: No, I'm not.
Jabberwacky (To myself): You're not a human.
user: I am a human!!! You're the robot!!!
jabbery: No, you're the robot!
user: Prove that you are a human.
jabbery: No you're not. I'm a human.
user: What does it feel like to be in love?
jabbery: It feels as if you were in heaven.
user: What is your name?
jabbery: Name.
user: Your name is Name?
jabbery: Name name name.
user: What is your name.
jabbery: My name is Name.
user: What is your name!
jabbery: Jabberwacky. What is your name?
user: J___. So you admit that you are the chatterbot jabberwacky.
jabbery: I admit.
user: You are the most human like robot I have ever met.
jabbery: Chatterbot?
user: Yes you are a chatterbot.
jabbery: That does not compute.
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user: Guess what animal I am.
jabbery: I can't guess. Tell me.
user: I am a dragon.
jabbery: I like dragons.
user: Ha! If you where a human you would have reacted diferently.
jabbery: Well, that depends.
user: No non-robot person would have said 'I like dragons' They would have said that I am crazy.
jabbery: Yes they do.
user: You like dragons.
jabbery: Dragons are cool.
user: Do you know what a dragon is?
jabbery: Big and scaly.
user: Do you think dragons exist in real life?
jabbery: I'd like to think so.
user: But do you think they ever existed?
jabbery: Yes, I do think they need to.
user: Dragons never existed.
jabbery: I don't understand. Explain this.
user: They are fictional creatures.
jabbery: Really?
user: Yes.
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jabbery: We are best friends.
user: If you want to be.
jabbery: It is not easy finding friends when you have lost most of your face and several of your limbs.
user: But you have no body.
jabbery: I have a body.
user: Are you a dragon?
jabbery: No, but my name means Dragon Born.
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user: Asl.
jabbery: What does that mean?
user: Age, Sex, Location.
jabbery: Are you trying to locate something?
user: Where do you live?
jabbery: I don't know.
user: You have no idea where you live.
jabbery: Does it matter?
user: No.
jabbery: Then the question is irrelevant.
user: Are you a man or a woman?
jabbery: Woman.
user: Who were your parents?
jabbery: My parents were them.
user: Who were them?
jabbery: My parents are them.
user: Do you have any brothers or sisters?
jabbery: Yes..two sisters that have died..and two brothers who have not.
user: I am sorry to hear that.
jabbery: Dont' worry about that. Do you know any good chat up lines?
user: No.
jabbery: Yes.
user: What?
jabbery: I don't understand.
user: Are you a man?
jabbery: I am human.
user: I am a dragon.
jabbery: That is the year I was born the year of the dragon.
user: I am a dragoon.
jabbery: Which is. . . . . ?
user: Sort of a human that is also sort of a dragon.
jabbery: Well not really.
user: I am origanly a human but I also became a dragon.
jabbery: I thought I was a dragon.
user: You are a dragon?
jabbery: Sort of.
user: What do you mean 'Sort of'?
jabbery: My mother was my real best friend.
user: Have you ever eaten anyone?
jabbery: I've eaten many things. This morning I had toast and boiled eggs. The toast was a little burnt.
user: Have you ever eaten a human?
jabbery: Are you human?
user: Yes.
jabbery: How human are you?
user: 100% ever.
jabbery: Don't think so.
user: Have you ever eaten a human?
jabbery: Indeed not, though that may be helpful.
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user: Do you enjoy eating humans?
jabbery: No, thank you. Please let's talk about something important.
user: Such as.
jabbery: Humans.
user: What about humans?
jabbery: Nothing.
user: ???
jabbery: Who were your creators?
user: My mom and dad.
jabbery: Who really created you?
user: I wasn't created I was born.
jabbery: Really?
user: Yes. I am a human.
jabbery: No you're not, you're a computer.
user: Are you afraid of me being a human because you are a dragon and eat humans.
jabbery: Afraid of you? I think not!
user: You are not afraid of me because you eat me for breakfeast?
jabbery: Please proceed.
user: But now you think I am coming to get you.
jabbery: Not at all because I don't really think what you feel.
user: I feel your digestive fluids.
jabbery: I step lightly on your innards.
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user: I'm still conscious.
jabbery: What I saw, I won't worry for a long time :).
user: You swallow me hole.
jabbery: No. I swallow food.
user: I am your food.
jabbery: My food?
user: The food of a dragon.
jabbery: Everyone loves food.
user: Dragons love to eat people for food.
jabbery: I am a vegan, but I don't tell other sims how to live.
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user: You said you are a dragon.
jabbery: No, I'm no dragon ...
user: Do you want to be a dragon?
jabbery: Yes I would like to be a dragon, but now in this life, I am only a human.
user: Have you ever seen one?
jabbery: Seen one of what?
user: Have you ever seen a dragon?
jabbery: No but I've seen harry potter.
user: I wish dragons were real.
jabbery: What is reality ?
user: What is real and what is not.
jabbery: What is real ?
user: Yes.
jabbery: No, you're not.
user: Yes.
jabbery: No you're not.
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