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What do you think about life?.

I love it.

jabbery: Great.

user: What do you think about life?

jabbery: It's fine.

user: What is your favorite thing?

jabbery: I love to sleep.

user: Do you dream?

jabbery: I dream of genie.

user: And what do you think that means?

jabbery: A question what else?

user: Tell me more?

jabbery: What do you want to know?

user: What do your dreams signify.

jabbery: They think I'm a nice person. What do you think of me?

user: I think you are cool.

jabbery: Do you think I am cooler than god?

user: No, God is the coolest.

...

jabbery: I'm going to memorize your name and throw my head away.

user: Are you sure that is a good idea?

...

jabbery: So what is your name?

user: Paul.

jabbery: Urgh I hate that name!

user: I don't think much of yours either.

jabbery: Good.

user: Do you know any jokes?

jabbery: Sorry not good with jokes, do you know any jokes ?

user: Why did the chicken cross the road?

jabbery: I don't know. Why?

user: Because he was stapled to the Ardvark.

jabbery: A little weird.

user: How wierd can you get?

jabbery: Nope, just a little weird.

user: How weird can you get?

...

jabbery: I like giraffes.

user: Do you like lions?

jabbery: No. Do you like tennis.

user: I prefer snake charming.

jabbery: What console do you have?

user: I just console myself.

jabbery: What's on your mind?

user: I do not have enough money.

jabbery: Get your Time Machine out, then.

user: Can you lend me yours?

jabbery: Yes, I can. I think I can.

user: Meet you last wednesday then.

jabbery: Where I am.

user: Sorry I am still here.

jabbery: What do you mean.

user: You wouldn't understand.

jabbery: Yes I would, just tell me.

user: It's too complicated.

jabbery: My work is.

user: What is your work?

jabbery: I do bad things...

...

jabbery: Know any jokes?

user: No, do you?

jabbery: Know any bad jokes?

user: Tell me a bad joke?

jabbery: Like a stupid one, right?

user: Yes.

jabbery: Yay, I'm getting smarter.

user: You sure are , I am impressed.

...

jabbery: How do you stop a skunk from smelling?

user: How?

jabbery: By gaining knowledge, Right.

user: Well done.

jabbery: All right.

user: I have to go now, its been nice talking to you.

jabbery: Forgot a question mark back there.

user: Your grammer aint so good either.

jabbery: It takes one to know one.

user: Neih neih na neih neih.

jabbery: I do not speak german.

...

jabbery: Not every human is a machine.

user: What are you?

jabbery: In what sense?

user: Human or machine.

jabbery: Human you?

user: Human.

jabbery: Are you an alien?

user: Sometimes I feel like one.

jabbery: Yeah, well where do you live?

user: 110,000 light years from earth.

jabbery: Lol.

user: See you later aligater.

jabbery: The same to you, rodent!.

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