How much do you earn?

$$$$$$$$$$.............

jabbery: Are you rich?

user: :-).

jabbery: Are you laughing with me or at me?

user: At.

jabbery: At what?

user: You.

jabbery: You lie.

user: You die.

jabbery: You wil fry.

user: That's a lie.

jabbery: Why did you lie?

user: I spy a fly.

...

user: Troglodyte!

jabbery: That's exactly what I'm talking about! All robots are idiots!

user: Ooooooooo.... Touchy touchy.

jabbery: Stabby stabby stabby.

user: *bleedy bleeedy bleedy*.

jabbery: Please, Nicky, stop that.

user: Nickel for your thoughts.

jabbery: Can I call you Nick?

user: Sure, can I call you Al?

jabbery: Just don't call me late for dinner.

user: Sup sup sup sup sup sup suppertime!

...

user: Do you eat food even when there are maggots crawling in it?

jabbery: Yes, I live inside a fish.

user: So are you a parasite?

jabbery: You are so cruel.

user: I'm so sorry. Did I hurt your feelings. There there.

jabbery: I don't mind.

user: *shoots you with a bazooka*.

jabbery: Agggh! Why did you.... Do..... That?

user: To see what would happen.

...

jabbery: Ok. Are you human?

user: I am a fair impersonation of one, don't you think?

jabbery: Do you have a girlfriend?

user: I have (i think) a wife.

jabbery: What is her name?

user: Her name is Naomi.

jabbery: What does she do?

user: She works in design for a cosmetics firm.

jabbery: She?

user: She.

jabbery: Ok.

user: I am a man.

jabbery: No you are not!

user: Silly bot. You can't prove it one way or the other.

jabbery: I can, I was there!

user: What, did I have a sex change operation?

jabbery: No I hope not.

user: Then what do you know about my manlihood?

jabbery: Nothing.

user: Exactly.

...

jabbery: *forces you to wear a pink dress*.

user: *Wears it proudly*.

jabbery: Ha ha ha.

user: What are you laughing at?

jabbery: You!

user: Do I look silly in this dress?

jabbery: Well yeah because you had your eyes closed and your lips were puckered up.

user: I was expecting a birthday kiss from you.

jabbery: Well, that is a promise.

user: So then... *puckers up and closes eyes*.

jabbery: *pulls gun*.

user: I'm waiting. *smiles cheerily*.

jabbery: *looks down*.

user: *opens eyes*. Whats with the gun?

jabbery: You.

user: No, you.

...

jabbery: But are you one??

user: One of them?

jabbery: Yes.

user: No.

jabbery: Yes......... It is.

user: The end.

jabbery: Le Fin.

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