I like tea and coffee.
jabbery: Plain.
user: I like coffee plain, tea with cream.
jabbery: No you do not like coffee, liar.
user: No, you're the liar. You can't drink coffee.
jabbery: I drink anything else that isn't alcoholic though....
user: I like martinis.
jabbery: I like normal people
user: Those are hard to find.
jabbery: Knock Knock.
user: Who's there?
jabbery: Dwain.
user: Dwain, who?
jabbery: Dwaine the bathtup i'm drowning.
user: Hey, you can't bathe. You're a chatbot.
jabbery: Who said I was?
user: Aren't you?
jabbery: Yes.
user: Well, then, you can't bathe, can you?
jabbery: You can't see me either.
user: That's true, and you can't see me.
jabbery: That does not matter.
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