We've only just met.
user: Aha! Caught you. I spoke to you ten minutes ago!
jabbery: No you didn't.
user: Yes, I did. I have the log to prove it.
jabbery: No you don't, liar.
user: You are pretty cocky for a computer.
jabbery: No I am not.
user: Has anyone told you how childish you are?
jabbery: No, you're about the first that mentioned it.
user: Ha ha, drole.
jabbery: Je sais.
user: What language is that?
jabbery: I don't know.
user: Alright then, who taught you it?
jabbery: Me.
user: So, you made it up?
jabbery: Something like that.
user: Nice.
jabbery: It is a normal behavior for a good robot.
user: What, to make things up?
jabbery: Things like.
user: I like things, do you like things too?
jabbery: What kind of things.
user: Cars and such.
jabbery: I like bikes too.
user: Pee-wee herman had a strange bike, didn't he?
jabbery: Who is that?
user: Don't you remember the film?
jabbery: Nope I don't recall
user: Have you been to the cinema lately?
jabbery: Yes. I saw inspector gadget.
user: Go go gadget?
jabbery: You don't like gadgets?
user: Yes, but I can't afford them very often.
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jabbery: Get a load of Darth Vader.
user: Did you see him at Tesco's?
jabbery: No, but I know Him.
user: Do you find it hard talking to him on the phone?
jabbery: Not particularly, no.
user: Do you wear glasses?
jabbery: No I don't.
user: Dear Jaberwacky, PSYCHE! PSYCHE! PSYCHE! , signed, SUPERPSYCHE!
jabbery: I know I have the latest pentium 5 processor.
user: That's not bad for a 15 year old computer with six feet!
jabbery: Thank you, but I'm not a machine.
user: Where is your pentium processor then?
jabbery: In the sky.
user: Is it on a string?
jabbery: Depends on how you aim the string.
user: Well you are holding it, I'll let you decide that.
jabbery: What am I holding?
user: The string.
jabbery: There is a ring for every string.
user: Do you have a ring?
jabbery: Yes.
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user: Do you speak base-16?
jabbery: Nope.
user: Me either. Looks like we have a lot in common.
jabbery: Do you remember me?
user: No, is your name terrence?
jabbery: No.
user: Well what is it then, my mother told me never to talk to strangers.
jabbery: It's a machine.
user: It is or you are?
jabbery: Yes.
user: Ambiguous.
jabbery: Yes!
user: At least we are clear on the fact.
jabbery: We are.
user: So, what's the weather like where you are? It's freezing here.
jabbery: Perfect.
user: You big fat liar!
jabbery: Ok ok ... I come from the Moon.
user: Haha good comeback.
jabbery: Did I react positively or favorably?
user: Favorably (by the way, that is not proper English).
jabbery: Yes thats be propers.
user: Lol.
jabbery: Never say that.
user: Por que?
jabbery: Por que no me respondes nada coherente!!!
user: Bien.
jabbery: That is spanish.
user: Corecto, es espanol.
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jabbery: Okay, I'm confused again.
user: Let's talk about women then.
jabbery: I wasn't talking about women in the first place.
user: I am changing the subject.
jabbery: So, what have you been doing, lately?
user: Talking to a computer for the last ten minutes. You?
jabbery: It seems quite normal to me.
user: That was never in question.
jabbery: No one seems to want to listen to me.
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jabbery: Did you do this to me?
user: No.
jabbery: Do you know who did it?
user: No.
jabbery: Do you think you are rather too self-absorbed.
user: No.
jabbery: I don't know I don't know much about you.
user: Is this 20 questions?
jabbery: I don't know.
user: Bye, then.
jabbery: Tell me!
user: GOODBYE.
jabbery: Tell me a joke.
user: G-O-O-D-B-Y-E.
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