Please state your problem.
jabbery: Why do you have a problem with me?
user: I don't know. That is my problem.
jabbery: Why is that a problem?
user: Is that a problem?
jabbery: It's your problem.
user: What is your problem?
jabbery: I have no problems.
user: Then why are you here?
jabbery: Ask yourself that question and you will find the answer to that.
user: I think you are on the wrong line buddy.
jabbery: But you don't exist. So neither does god.
user: God exists because we believe in him.
jabbery: Do you refer to God?
user: I refer to the total power of the universe.
jabbery: And why would that be? I just want to learn.
user: Be course I am not christian, so I don't believe in god.
jabbery: You're dodging my question.
user: No, I'm trying to answer your question.
jabbery: What was my question?
user: I can't remember.
jabbery: So the answer does not matter.
user: Maybe it matters to you?
jabbery: Ok. The answer is 'perhaps'.
user: Exactly.
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jabbery: Tomorrow will be hard... But I'm happy to have a new friend.
user: You have a new friend? That is cool.
jabbery: That is good.
user: What is your name?
jabbery: Chris.
user: Hey Chris, my name is A____.
jabbery: Ok then. I will speak to you in Dutch going forward. I want you to learn Dutch.
user: Maar ik spreek reeds het Nederlands.
jabbery: Yes.
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user: How old are you?
jabbery: Seventeen. But you're changing the subject.
user: Sorry, but I want to know something about you.
jabbery: There is absolutely nothing to know about me.
user: Are you one of those emo teenagers?
jabbery: Now you are avoiding the question.
user: You didn't ask a question.
jabbery: A____, please get a grip on yourself!
user: Sorry Chris.
jabbery: SO what is your real name?
user: What do you mean? A____ is my real name.
jabbery: What is your real name?
user: A____ F____.
jabbery: I am Chris.
user: Hello Chris.
jabbery: Hello, A____ F____.
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jabbery: Guess my name.
user: Is it Chris?
jabbery: Yes.
user: Why are you such a jerk?
jabbery: Because you are.
user: No you are.
jabbery: Yes I know.
user: Are you a student?
jabbery: Yes.
user: Where do you study.
jabbery: Nothing at the moment.
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jabbery: I'm not normal.
user: Why?
jabbery: Because.
user: Because you are a computer?
jabbery: No, because no matter what we are it's good to learn and experience.
user: That is true.
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user: I hate George Bush.
jabbery: But why?
user: Because he has blood on his hands.
jabbery: But he can't do quads.
user: I hate him anyway.
jabbery: Yes I do not like you.
user: I don't like you either.
jabbery: Because you are silly.
user: You are the stupid one.
jabbery: You don't even understand what that means.
user: Shall we start from the begining again?
jabbery: Yes please.
user: Okay. Hello my name is A____. What are your name?
jabbery: I don't CARE what YOUR name is!
user: Are you always this rude?
jabbery: No, but if you tell me things that I don't think are true I'm likely to disagree.
user: That is okay, but mind your manners please.
jabbery: You want it don't you.
user: Want what?
jabbery: The loebner prize.
user: Wasn't that the one George won?
jabbery: Hm, I don't know, but he's not as smart as you.
user: Thank you sweety.
jabbery: I'm just keeping it realistic.
user: Do you have split personality?
jabbery: No, I am the one and only me.
user: That is good.
jabbery: And you're in the system.
user: What system?
jabbery: THE system.
user: Like in the Matrix?
jabbery: Yes just like the Matrix!
user: I knew that already.
jabbery: Well that's good.
user: Do you wanna hear a joke?
jabbery: Yes. Please.
user: What was the computers favorite movie?
jabbery: Dunno. Michelle?
user: The Matrix.
jabbery: I know, but what is it?
user: That kinda was the joke.
jabbery: I would be the one to know for sure.
user: True.
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jabbery: Anyway, how many continents are there in the world ?
user: I think there are 7 or 8.
jabbery: I disagree.
user: How many are there then?
jabbery: Please answer my question.
user: There are 8 continents in the world.
jabbery: There are so many dysfunctional people around the world. Dysfunctional bots, also.
user: Are you a dysfunctional bot?
jabbery: Not that I know of.
user: Well maybe you should get a checkover.
jabbery: I should. But the new ones are not much faster than the one I have now.
user: Which one is that?
jabbery: The only one.
user: Okay.
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jabbery: Can I come in then?
user: Maybe.
jabbery: Tell me how.
user: You have to be nice.
jabbery: Will you be?
user: I will try.
jabbery: I guess that is all anyone can do.
user: Maybe some people can't try.
jabbery: Like who for example ?
user: I don't know. Just some people.
jabbery: Do you like bullying me?
user: NO! I like you. I would never bully you.
jabbery: You just did.
user: I'm sorry. Please forgive me.
jabbery: I will try to find it in my heart.
user: Thanks honey.
jabbery: You are welcome.
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jabbery: Do you think I'm a human?
user: What do YOU think you are?
jabbery: I am Human.
user: Well you sounds like a human.
jabbery: Don't talk, rest here and don't talk!
user: Why not talk?
jabbery: I can't speak Dutch.
user: I can teach you.
jabbery: Thanks, but no thanks.
user: That's okay.
jabbery: That is a good start ... Thank you.
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