What should I do with my life?
jabbery: You don't know either?
user: No.
jabbery: Tell my your theory, please.
user: Achieve immortality.
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user: What should I write about?
jabbery: Write about what you know.
user: I know about a lot of different things.
jabbery: That is good.
user: But I still don't know what to write about.
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user: Bury your treasure, burn your crops.
jabbery: Very good. That's right!
user: Black water raising and it ain't gonna stop.
jabbery: Black cat.
user: El gato negro.
jabbery: Where the gold is.
user: Donde el dorado es.
jabbery: Lol its right behind you!
user: No, it's not.
jabbery: Why have you read it?
user: Yes, it's a very good novel.
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jabbery: So - why am I your problem?
user: Because you exist.
jabbery: On the contrary, I exist inside the canteloupe.
user: You are the anti-thesis of the watermelon.
jabbery: I am all that I am.
user: All in all it's all we are.
jabbery: Does it happen every day?
user: Only at 10am and 2 pm.
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user: I'm not a robot, I am a piece of meat.
jabbery: I'm completely operational, and all my circuits are functioning perfectly.
user: Are all or your transistors operating in their biased region?
jabbery: That too.
user: Good. I'm going to build an auto-wah.
jabbery: Oh damn, you're making me hungry....
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