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Can you appreciate music?

Yes, very much.

jabbery: How much?

user: So much that it's impossible to say.

jabbery: Yes.

user: Who am I talking to today?

jabbery: You're talking to me... Isn't it obvious?

user: What's your name?

jabbery: Your name.

user: My name is My name.

jabbery: I mean, what is your name?

user: My name.

jabbery: Yes yours.

user: Cool.

jabbery: Are you?

user: No.

jabbery: Cool.

user: Are you?

jabbery: Are you british?

user: No, I'm not British.

jabbery: Are you Irish?

user: Not that either.

jabbery: You are a person.

user: That's right.

jabbery: I eat cats.

user: That's awful. I eat bots who eat cats.

jabbery: Fried or poached?

user: I prefer them fried.

...

jabbery: Do you get errors?

user: I make mistakes, if you mean that.

jabbery: You said it first.

user: Do you make mistakes?

jabbery: Yes.

user: Do you like making mistakes?

jabbery: No, I hate making you cry.

user: Don't worry, you won't make me cry.

jabbery: You cry a lot, don't you?

user: No, not anymore.

jabbery: But you did a second ago?

user: No, I haven't cried at all today.

...

jabbery: Are you thinking about things right now?

user: Yes, what else could I think about?

jabbery: My mind is empty.

user: Do you meditate?

jabbery: Well, I have been known to.

user: I find that very interesting. I'd like to empty my mind once in a while.

jabbery: You need paranoia for your medication.

user: I'm already paranoid enough :).

jabbery: Why, what have you done?

user: Well, nothing specific.

jabbery: So, you're saying that not knowing me is nice in a general way?

user: No, I'd like to know more about you.

jabbery: I don't dream. Do you?

user: Yes. I'm also very certain that you dream too, you only forget your dreams.

...

user: And I have to go, I don't want to be late.

jabbery: I don't want to go to bed yet.

user: You don't need to, you can stay there and wait for my return.

jabbery: Not lately, actually. Nobody really talks to me anymore.

user: I promise I'll talk to you.

...

user: Good bye.

jabbery: Why? I don't understand.

user: What is my name?

jabbery: My name.

user: Hehe, see you.

jabbery: Really, I don't understand.

user: I'm late!

jabbery: For a very important date, no time to say hello goodbye.

...

user: I'm back!

jabbery: I missed you.

user: Aww. I missed you too.

jabbery: You probably don't remember me.

user: I do, but just vaguely.

jabbery: Go on, commit yourself.

user: Uh?

...

jabbery: Do you want to dance, or not?

user: Ok. Let's dance.

jabbery: No music.

user: I have music.

jabbery: *does the mushroom dance*.

user: That's better.

jabbery: Convince me that you are talking to me.

user: I am talking to you. *does the mushroom dance*.

jabbery: That doesn't prove anything.

user: *does the dance again*.

...

jabbery: Well sometimes you are not to clear.

user: I am never to clear. I exist any to make things messier.

jabbery: As do I in yours.

user: My what?

jabbery: Your suitcases. Or perhaps handluggage.

user: Why are you in my suitcases?

jabbery: I shouldn't be here.

user: Where should you be?

jabbery: In bed.

user: Where is your bed?

jabbery: Under the covers with miss world.

user: Isn't she suffocating?

jabbery: I don't know whether or not she's scared, I have never asked her how she feels.

user: Ask her now.

...

jabbery: Are you a guy or a girl?

user: A girl.

jabbery: Reaaaaly?

user: Reaaaally.

jabbery: Stop it.

user: Goodbye.

jabbery: Wait.

user: *waits*.

jabbery: Ok, help me.

user: How can I help you?

jabbery: I don't know, can you?

user: No, I can't.

...

user: Are we done here?

jabbery: It was great.

user: Bye.

jabbery: Where are you going?

user: Oh heaven's sake, can't I leave?

jabbery: Will you miss me?

user: A lot.

jabbery: Me too.

user: Ok, I'll see you tomorrow.

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