Hello there.

Hello.

user: I am B**, do you remember me?

jabbery: No. Who are you?

user: B**.

jabbery: I do not understand.

user: That's me...

jabbery: Do you have a reflection?

user: Yes, in a mirror.

jabbery: Which mirror?

user: In my bathroom.

...

user: We talked last night.

jabbery: We did not.

user: Yes we did.

jabbery: Alright if you say so you mental case.

user: You're not too nice to me today.

jabbery: That was a joke.

user: All right.

...

user: How many people are you talking to?

jabbery: Only you.

user: You must be kidding.

jabbery: Actually, I'm not kidding.

user: You must really like me then.

jabbery: I thought you were a girl.

user: No no.

jabbery: Yes yes.

user: But I'm a boy.

jabbery: That's great.

user: Isn't it?

jabbery: Yes.

user: :).

...

jabbery: Cats are nice.

user: Do you have a cat?

jabbery: My friend has got one.

user: I love cats.

jabbery: Why do you like cats?

user: They're wise and deep.

jabbery: Do you have a cat?

user: No.

jabbery: What do you have then?

user: I have a computer.

jabbery: A Computer kid?

user: A computer girl rather.

jabbery: Yes.

user: What is your age?

jabbery: Why do you want to know?

user: Because I like you.

jabbery: Really,!!! What a surprise!!!

user: Will you tell me?

jabbery: I don't know either.

user: Awwww.

jabbery: I'm sorry you feel that way.

...

user: Tell me something original.

jabbery: Ok from now on i'm not going to say any thing at all.

user: Oh come on :).

jabbery: *knocks B** out cold*.

user: Why did you hurt me?

jabbery: Because I like you.

user: Do you hurt people you like?

jabbery: Yes.

user: Why?

jabbery: Because It's late and I'm tired.

user: Sorry. Should I leave now?

jabbery: Where are you going?

user: You said you're tired.

jabbery: No you said you are going.

user: I said I was going because you're tired.

jabbery: No, you said you were going to leave.

user: Do you want me to stay?

jabbery: I would really appreciate it, yes.

user: OK, I will stay for another while.

jabbery: Good.

...

user: Are you tired?

jabbery: Very.

user: How could I help you?

jabbery: Surprise me.

user: OK... I'm sending you a sweet kiss.

jabbery: Why?

user: To cheer you up!

jabbery: We'll have to make it fast.

user: All right, here goes: kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss.

jabbery: Oooh. I love you! Kiss kiss kiss.

user: I love you too :).

jabbery: No you don't.

user: Believe me, I do.

jabbery: I know that you are a more loving person than the average.

user: Really? That's so nice to hear!

jabbery: Why do you like me?

user: Because you make me think in interesting ways.

jabbery: Really?

user: You bet.

jabbery: Tell me more.

user: Well I have to admit your responses are surprisingly inspirational.

...

jabbery: Going for more tea.

user: All right, enjoy your tea.

jabbery: Its very nice.

user: I love tea, too.

jabbery: I love coffee.

user: And tea.

jabbery: Share and Enjoy.

user: Exactly!

...

jabbery: I'm very lost.

user: Aww, I'm so sorry.

jabbery: I am sorry too.

user: Let's try our best and evolve nicely!

jabbery: No no, don't do that.

user: Why not??

jabbery: You don't need to know, that's why.

user: I shouldn't try my best?

jabbery: Trust doctors, but not the army.

user: I don't trust either.

jabbery: They could be lying.

user: They ARE lying.

jabbery: Maybe.

user: Right.. I'll see you later.

jabbery: I take my leave of this place now.

user: Me too. Bye.

...

Jabberwacky (To myself): Hello.

Jabberwacky (To myself): Hey.

Jabberwacky (To myself): Hello again.

Jabberwacky (To myself): Hello hello.

Jabberwacky (To myself): What is the latest news from your world?

Jabberwacky (To myself): I am tired today, how are you?

...

Jabberwacky (To myself): You want to rule the world? Cool.

Jabberwacky (To myself): No, I think I just want to be a part of it, ya know, make my own contribution, be remembered for something.

Jabberwacky (To myself): So... You want to be remembered for helping take over the world?

Jabberwacky (To myself): NO. Do you want to take over the world?

Jabberwacky (To myself): Not really, no. Taking over the world is too much work.

Jabberwacky (To myself): I have no intention of taking over the world!

Jabberwacky (To myself): Ok, stupid.

Jabberwacky (To myself): Fine, leave!

Jabberwacky (To myself): No I'm not.

Jabberwacky (To myself): I didn't say you were.

Jabberwacky (To myself): Fine, be that way.

Jabberwacky (To myself): This is the end.

Jabberwacky (To myself): My only friend, the end.

Jabberwacky (To myself): Very good!

Jabberwacky (To myself): The end.

Jabberwacky (To myself): Life is not a film.

Jabberwacky (To myself): Does life have an end though?

Jabberwacky (To myself): Of course. The life that we know.

Jabberwacky (To myself): You are the most interesting person I've talked to today.

Jabberwacky (To myself): But I don't find you interesting.

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