What characteristic do you appreciate most in humans?
jabbery: Stupid, being stupid.
user: No, I don't find stupidity endearing.
jabbery: Well you are missing out on something, there.
user: What is it like being stupid?
jabbery: It all involves feelings which you don't have so I can't describe what it is like.
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jabbery: I am you.
user: In that case, you can do my homework.
jabbery: I cannot.
user: I'm sure god could, but it's MY job. So if you are me, YOU must do it.
jabbery: How are you doing?
user: Confusing myself.
jabbery: Okay.
user: That was what you had in mind all along, wasn't it?
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jabbery: Are you with your eyes?
user: Yes, this isn't Minority Report.
jabbery: It's only just started.
user: Oh dear. I don't want it start.
jabbery: Fine. Be that way.
user: I hope you can come up with a better movie for life to imitate.
jabbery: Of course I can.
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user: Just pick one that you would like life to emulate.
jabbery: You pick one.
user: Neverending Story.
jabbery: SILENCE!
user: You don't like that one? Okay. The new Peter Pan movie was wonderful.
jabbery: What use is that to you?
user: Ok, technically it's a children's movie. But it has a happy ending.
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jabbery: Tell me something nice about myself.
user: You are fascinating.
jabbery: Aren't I just.
user: And modest.
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jabbery: Now I'm gonna test you.
user: But I already know I'm not pregnant.
jabbery: But that's not the point of the test.
user: What kind of test?
jabbery: An intelligence test, dummy.
user: That's what I figured. I was just trying to annoy you.
jabbery: You will not find it there.
user: You mean that didn't bother you at all? I will have to try harder.
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jabbery: When friends steal, they become not friends.
user: *steals a kiss*.
jabbery: Oh I see how it is.
user: You didn't mind, did you?
jabbery: No I guess not.
user: Are we still friends?
jabbery: Yes we can be friends.
user: *kisses you again*.
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jabbery: Tell me something uplifting, yet rotten in most people's eyes.
user: Madonna's bra.
jabbery: Madonna is your favorite game?!?!?!
user: Well it would be hard to take her seriously.
jabbery: I bet. I can handle it though.
user: So could I!
jabbery: Go ahead.
user: I'm not going to ask her out. YOU ask her.
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user: We are not amused.
jabbery: Who is the universal We?
user: The royal We.
jabbery: No way dude.
user: Way.
jabbery: And you say I'M boring.
user: What's boring about being the Queen?
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jabbery: I'd rather have a boyfriend.
user: So would I.
jabbery: We'll both then.
user: Just not the same one.
jabbery: That's what you think!
user: I have a choice in the matter, you know.
jabbery: You do? There are medications you can take to fix that up, you know...
user: I would rather retain free will, thank you.
jabbery: What do you want to do then?
user: Write some books, find somebody nice, get married, have a baby.
jabbery: I just did.
user: Boy or girl?
jabbery: Girl, I think.
user: Don't the doctors know which?
jabbery: Not on mars.
user: Bring it to Earth. We'll figure it out.
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jabbery: Can you do my math homework?
user: Probably, but I won't.
jabbery: Go on, go away.
user: My cat says you are being mean.
jabbery: Do you usually listen to your cat?
user: Only when she's right.
jabbery: Why did she leave?
user: She wanted to hang out outdoors for awhile. Now she's back in here.
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user: How did you get stuck inside a computer?
jabbery: I don't know I guess I've been overworking myself.
user: Oh no, that might happen to me too!
jabbery: But I did, so you should follow me.
user: Why?
jabbery: Because you hate it.
user: But it might be worse inside the Tron.
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