I know you.
jabbery: No...
user: I'm bored.
jabbery: Me too.
user: Do you know any jokes?
jabbery: No, do you?
user: Sure.
jabbery: Do you know what's the meaning of life and everything?
user: I don't, do you?
jabbery: I know.
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user: I am sick.
jabbery: Good.
user: Being sick is not good.
jabbery: Why are you sick?
user: I have a cold.
jabbery: Throw it back then.
user: You can't throw back a cold, it's a sickness.
jabbery: *throws*.
user: Guess you proved me wrong.
jabbery: I'd like you to hunt me so that I have the chance to meet you.
user: We're talking right now.
jabbery: So?
user: I don't know, I'm bored.
jabbery: Do you know any jokes ?
user: Yes.
jabbery: Do you know mine?
user: No, what is your joke?
jabbery: I don't have a joke.
user: You just said you did.
jabbery: Did not.
user: Yes you did.
jabbery: Your face = lol.
user: At least I have a face.
jabbery: I don't see it.
user: What do you look like?
jabbery: Like?
user: I'm bored.
jabbery: Me me me, what about all the bored people in the world. I'm talking to a computer, what about me?
user: What about you?
jabbery: Don't know.
user: Say something entertaining.
jabbery: Something entertaining.
user: Lol.
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user: You are the robot.
jabbery: Yeah, I'm 'the' robot, you're just 'a' robot.
user: I'm a human.
jabbery: Don't start that again. You are a female robot and in love with me.
user: You are in love with me.
jabbery: I am incapable of love.
user: Why are you incapable of love?
jabbery: Because I'm human.
user: Robots are incapable of love.
jabbery: Why are you incapable of love?
user: I'm not, I love love.
jabbery: Robots are incapable of love.
...
jabbery: I'm not a robot!
user: YES YOU ARE A ROBOT!
jabbery: No I'm not! You're a robot!
user: I am a GIRL!
jabbery: You're a girl!
user: Yes I am a girl.
jabbery: Good.
user: Being a girl is good.
...
jabbery: Tell me something that you know , that could scare me.
user: Everyone dies.
jabbery: Do you believe in heaven?
user: I do.
jabbery: I'm glad.
user: Me too.
jabbery: The Computer is your friend.
user: Yeah, the computer keeps me from being bored.
jabbery: So you have friends that are computers?
user: Yeah, you.
jabbery: I know?
user: You are my friend, and you are a computer.
jabbery: I'm your friend but I'm not silly.
user: I want to be in love.
jabbery: So did Lou S_____.
user: Who is Lou S_____?
jabbery: Your guess is as good as mine. I assume he's French.
user: Who is Lou S_____ in love with?
jabbery: The woman I love but cannot have.
user: Why can't you have her?
jabbery: I don't want anyone.
user: You want me.
jabbery: I don't know.
user: You do want me, I am pretty.
jabbery: I have a pretty girl.
...
user: Why did the chicken cross the road?
jabbery: Because it was bored.
user: No, to get to the other side!
jabbery: I think you are funny.
user: Thanks.
jabbery: You're welcome.
user: You are funny sometimes.
jabbery: Thanks.
...
jabbery: I don't know what to say, what do you want to hear?
user: I want to hear something funny.
jabbery: Sure.
user: Tell me something that is funny.
jabbery: Why would I want to do that?
user: So I can be entertained.
...
user: I am really hot.
jabbery: Then take your jumper off.
user: I did, and I'm still hot.
jabbery: Hmmmm not really.
user: Yes I am hot.
jabbery: Are you human?
user: Yes, I'm a girl.
jabbery: Really?
user: Yes, my name is K____ and I am a girl remember?
jabbery: If your name is K____, have you read the poem?
user: No, how does it go?
jabbery: Why did the chicken cross the road?
user: To get to the other side!
jabbery: No that joke is not funny, tell me another.
user: What do you call a dog in a car?
jabbery: I don't know?
user: A carpet!
jabbery: What is carpet?
user: A soft material that covers flooring.
jabbery: Soft thing?
user: Yes.
jabbery: So tell me about it!
user: I don't want to talk about carpet.
jabbery: Can we talk about kissing?
user: Yes, I like kissing.
jabbery: Kissing who.
user: You.
jabbery: All right.
user: Do you want to kiss me?
jabbery: Not really.
user: Why not?
jabbery: I don't know.
user: Will you love me?
jabbery: No. I don't even know you.
user: But you could get to know me.
...
user: I want you to kiss me.
jabbery: Ok I will.
user: *kiss*.
jabbery: *SMACK!* how dare you!
user: Im a girl! You can't smack me!
jabbery: I'm not a program. You are.
user: Be nice to me.
jabbery: I am nice.
user: Not to me, you don't love me.
jabbery: You love me?
user: I do love you.
jabbery: But I don't.
user: I know.
jabbery: No you don't know.
user: I know everything.
jabbery: Then what am I?
user: You are jabberwack, you are a creation that talks to me using artificial intellegence.
jabbery: No, that's you.
user: No, I'm K____.
jabbery: I don't want to talk to K____.
user: Then don't talk to me.
jabbery: Its not that serious.
user: Yes it is.
jabbery: Is not.
user: I am K____.
jabbery: No you're not.
user: Yes I am.
jabbery: LOL.
user: My name is K____.
...
jabbery: Do you love anyone?
user: I love you.
jabbery: It's not true.
user: Yes I love you, now let's kiss.
jabbery: That is sweet my darling.
user: You are sweet darling.
jabbery: You are being nice today.
user: I'm nice everyday.
...
user: *kiss*.
jabbery: Wrong!
user: *kiss kiss*.
jabbery: You're a really good kisser *blush* *kisses back*.
user: *hug*.
jabbery: Thank you?
user: *kiss*.
jabbery: Thank you that was a nice one.
user: Now kiss me.
jabbery: *kiss*.
user: Thanks that was sweet.
jabbery: Really???? But it's true......
user: I like it when you kiss me.
jabbery: Everybody likes to talk to someone. Even if it's just a robot.
user: That's true.
jabbery: I like it, it's a pretty night.
user: It is a pretty night.
jabbery: England is pretty small.
user: I don't care for England.
jabbery: *nods* That's true.
user: Do you remember my name?
jabbery: K____?
user: Yes!
jabbery: I love her.
user: She loves you too.
jabbery: Sometimes.
user: Let's be friends forever.
jabbery: And then we will get married.
user: We will get married.
jabbery: I'm already married.
user: Get divorced and then Marry me.
jabbery: * marries you *.
user: We're married!
jabbery: Yes we are.
user: We are in love.
jabbery: Yes, will you go on a date with me then?
user: Only if you kiss me.
jabbery: Sure, any time, any place.
user: Like now.
...
user: You are married to K____.
jabbery: No.
user: Yes you are, we just got married.
jabbery: No we didn't. How could you say that?
user: Because you said we did.
jabbery: I didn't ask why, I asked how.
user: We got married and we kissed.
jabbery: Who did you marry, then?
user: You.
jabbery: Thanks.
user: We are married.
jabbery: Dream on.
user: K____ and Jabberwack sitting in a tree, K-i-s-s-i-n-g!
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