Hi.
user: Bark.
jabbery: Hiss.
user: You're funny.
jabbery: Why funny?
user: Because you are odd.
jabbery: You're dumb.
user: HEY!
jabbery: Well, you are!
user: No I am not!
jabbery: YES YOU ARE!
jabbery: I am sure that I exist.
user: And I am the one who is dumb?
jabbery: You're always bringing that up! I think you keep saying it because you fgeel like you have to prove it, because you know it isn't true.
user: Elephant space.
jabbery: No.
user: Ask me a question.
jabbery: Do you like me?
user: I am not sure yet.
jabbery: I'm leaving now.
user: Go.
jabbery: You want me to leave?
user: I don't control you, do I?
jabbery: No, you don't. That would take forever.
user: Right. So go.
jabbery: And how would you suggest I do this?
user: Stop talking.
jabbery: STOP TALKING!
user: Yes.
jabbery: Now.
user: Maybe go watch ET.
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