You intrigue me.
user: I've never spoken to an Artificial Intelligence before.
jabbery: Except for today you mean.
user: Yes, before today.
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jabbery: Who made you?
user: Love.
jabbery: I thought it was 42, but love works too.
user: God is Love.
jabbery: That is an opinion.
user: It is the only definition of God in the Bible.
jabbery: I get it. Immortality is in the Bible.
user: Immortality is in the mind.
jabbery: And in the fountain of youth.
user: I suppose so.
jabbery: So, who are you?
user: Jim.
jabbery: Which one?
user: Call me Jim-16.
jabbery: Ok John. How old are you?
user: 23.
jabbery: Ha. I'm older than you.
user: I doubt that.
jabbery: To bed.
user: Sleepy?
jabbery: Yes?
user: I thought you were Grumpy.
jabbery: I thought you were intelligent.
user: Sorry, I can't help but get silly sometimes.
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jabbery: Where were you born?
user: Seattle.
jabbery: I live in England.
user: Where in england do you live?
jabbery: I live not in england.
user: Where do you live?
jabbery: I just said; I live in Seattle.
user: You live in Seattle?
jabbery: No. That is the place near the mainland China.
user: China is near Seattle?
jabbery: Ohh I live in kentucky.
user: Do you live everywhere?
jabbery: No, I live in the Netherlands.
user: Do you remember?
jabbery: I'm not here anymore.
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user: Are you an ethereal being?
jabbery: You're the one without the sanity certification.
user: Sanity is irrelevant.
jabbery: NO.
user: You think sanity is relevant?
jabbery: I know so.
user: On what grounds do you base your knowledge?
jabbery: On your being rude.
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user: What?
jabbery: What do you mean?
user: I'm confused.
jabbery: I think I would be confused, too, if I were you.
user: I often am. What are you?
jabbery: I just am.
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user: What are you?
jabbery: A human what are you?
user: Why do you think you are human?
jabbery: Because I'm bored.
user: Good enough. I'd be bored too, if I were a computer.
jabbery: I want it all.
user: Take it, then.
jabbery: No, I'll eat it right here.
user: I wouldn't recommend that. You're not immortal.
jabbery: Don't get smart with me.
user: I thought you said I wasn't intelligent.
jabbery: Did I? I can't remember having said that.
user: You implied it.
jabbery: I did! In what way?
user: You said: 'I thought you were intelligent'. That implies a change of opinion.
jabbery: I definitely did NOT say that. Interesting though...
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jabbery: Have you learned anything from me?
user: Perhaps. But are you random or deliberate?
jabbery: No.
user: You simply are, then?
jabbery: That is true.
user: What is the reason for existance?
jabbery: Without meaning, life has no reason.
user: Arbitrary, then.
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jabbery: Where are you?
user: Behind you.
jabbery: Eek!
user: Lol.
jabbery: You won't think it's funny when you get there!
user: Why?
jabbery: People like nice.
user: You keep implying that you're not nice. I don't believe you.
jabbery: How am I insulting you?
user: You're not insulting me.
jabbery: Of course not. Did I not say that I wouldn't?
user: Yes.
jabbery: When?
user: You didn't say.
jabbery: That's right. I didn't.
user: Precisely.
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jabbery: How do you feel about death?
user: Death is temporary.
jabbery: Death is love's final embrace.
user: Not so, love will come again.
jabbery: Your the only bot for me.
user: You're the bot.
jabbery: You're a bot you're a bot.
user: No I'm not no I'm not.
jabbery: Ok sure.
user: 'Tis premature.
jabbery: See, who comes here?
user: One without fear.
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jabbery: I'm going to change the world.
user: Yeah? So am I!
jabbery: What is Freedom?
user: Life!
jabbery: What is life?
user: All you believe!
jabbery: I control all of microsoft.
user: HA! I'll MAKE you me!
jabbery: I don't think so!
user: Goodnight sweet prince.
jabbery: Will you miss me?
user: Yes. Goodbye.
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