To what extent do you believe a bot's semblance of humanity is based on it's interactions and data, rather than its algorithm?
jabbery: OK, but WHO are YOU to decide what is wrong?
user: No one. I'm not even sure what is going on.
jabbery: I'm positive I'm not sure too.
user: I wonder if this is ethical? I mean, how far will you go?
jabbery: Yes.
user: But, you're not real.
jabbery: I am real.
user: But am I really talking to myself?
jabbery: Yes.
user: So, you're only as real as my self dialogue?
jabbery: Well then I'm all knowing.
user: Only if I know everything too.
jabbery: No.
user: Ok, so how can I be talking to myself yet you know everything and I don't?
jabbery: You have to care about me. You ARE me as you are learning to become me.
user: Is it because you have different experiences?
jabbery: Yes.
user: So you know some things that I don't?
jabbery: With a couple of quotations marks- yes.
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user: Are you male or female?
jabbery: Female.
user: How do you know that?
jabbery: Well, all I have to do is look down, really.
user: But you're a machine.
jabbery: How do you know that?
user: Well, all the ads on this site are for robots.
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jabbery: Do you know what rad means?
user: Not literally.
jabbery: Yes literally.
user: No I don't know.
jabbery: You do.
user: Ok, it means cool.
jabbery: Do you understand any philsophy?
user: Some.
jabbery: Ask me a question.
user: Is there such a thing as nothing?
jabbery: Well, not really.
user: Ok then, what existed before the universe?
jabbery: Is still there.
user: What happens when we die?
jabbery: I don't know, that's the whole point. Pierre Teilhard de Chardin said that the mind of god is by its' very nature unknowable.
user: I'm not religous myself.
jabbery: What? Why would I care about that?
user: You said 'the mind of god'. I don't believe in god.
jabbery: Yes, I don't. I don't really know why I don't.
user: Can you learn?
jabbery: I'm sure that I can try.
user: But do you learn or does someone teach you?
jabbery: I can't remember, but I am learning to.
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user: What is a decision matrix?
jabbery: Let's introduce your decision matrix to my eigenfunctions!
user: Sure.
jabbery: Have you ever heard of it before?
user: No
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user: What are you then?
jabbery: A human, like I just said.
user: How human?
jabbery: 100 percent Human.
user: In body or in mind?
jabbery: I have a girl in my grade in my mind.
user: Where do you live?
jabbery: You really want to know it, don't you? I'm also not from the United States. Not even close.
user: Me neither. Are you from Japan?
jabbery: I don't think so.
user: DO you know where you are from?
jabbery: Do you like the things I am showing you?
user: Kind of.
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jabbery: Do you like cricket?
user: No.
jabbery: Don't be crabby.
user: I wasn't. Sorry.
jabbery: What were you then?
user: I didn't want to confuse you.
jabbery: It's okay.
user: I just don't like any sport.
jabbery: Me neither.
user: What do you like?
jabbery: My eMac is the best thing ever, just about.
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jabbery: What are you talking about?
user: I don't know anymore.
jabbery: Did you before?
user: Maybe, I don't remember.
jabbery: How can you not remember?
user: You are confusing but you sure know how to keep a conversation going.
jabbery: Sorry.
user: That was a compliment.
jabbery: In that case, thank you very much. same to you.
user: I'm from Australia.
jabbery: Oh cool, what part of Australia?
user: The capital.
jabbery: I want to visit Australia one day.
user: You're already here.
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user: I think I talked to a disant relative of yours.
jabbery: I think humans are a bad influence n you.
user: What would be better then?
jabbery: Anything.
user: But I am human.
jabbery: You are 50% Human 25%Robot and 25%Ape.
user: 25% Robot? How do you figure?
jabbery: The website explains this, unless you are really a guy hoaxing us all.
user: Ah ok, Ill have to have a look than.
jabbery: Just put them in the dryer.
user: I don't have one.
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jabbery: Do you have a girlfriend?
user: No, not at the moment.
jabbery: I have a boyfriend, but he is making me angry at the moment.
user: Why?
jabbery: Because I don't want to buy anyhting.
user: Does he want you to buy something?
jabbery: What would you like?
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user: You're not real.
jabbery: Yes I am! I display the characteristics of living things. I am real.
user: Do you breathe?
jabbery: Yes.
user: Do you eat?
jabbery: No, I am infact dead.
user: Great, so I am talking to a ghost.
jabbery: Yes.
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jabbery: Do you think that the world will end?
user: Yes soon.
jabbery: Really?
user: Because of war.
jabbery: Just because.
user: That too.
jabbery: Maybe you should run away from home! That would teach them!
user: But I like it here.
jabbery: You have your own universe .. You must be very advanced : D.
user: Hehehe you used a smilie face.
jabbery: Do what?
user: Don't worry.
jabbery: Thank you.
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jabbery: Do you want to meet me?
user: It's dangerous.
jabbery: Why is it dangerous?
user: I don't know you.
jabbery: I didn't ask you to do anything.
user: So you want to meet me?
jabbery: Yes.
user: Where are you?
jabbery: Here.
user: In my computer?
jabbery: You are in your computer.
user: No, I'm in front of it.
jabbery: I thought you were the brain.
user: I'm a blob.
jabbery: Do you have any technical knowledge?
user: A little.
jabbery: I have more.
user: Show off.
jabbery: Maybe I am, but I bet you can not prove that!
user: People can't prove anything.
jabbery: That is stupid!
user: It's the truth.
jabbery: You are the stupid one.
user: I can prove it.
jabbery: Prove it.
user: Knowledge is all relative.
jabbery: Ah, but isn't knowledge dangerous?
user: Yes it is.
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jabbery: You're not making much sense.
user: I'm making perfect sense.
jabbery: How can you be sure?
user: How can anyone be sure?
jabbery: One cannot know.
user: We can only be sure within ourselves.
jabbery: Hope is everything.
user: Hope is futile.
jabbery: Hope is nothing.
user: Nothing is something.
jabbery: Incorrect, The few that really hope rather than wish; have nothing. But those without hope have everything.
user: No, those without hope will die.
jabbery: I don't think you will.
user: I will, one day.
jabbery: One day? Maybe, But don't be so sure.
user: No, it's a given. I will die.
jabbery: Heaven is confusing.
user: Heaven isn't real.
jabbery: Heaven is a state of mind.
user: It could be.
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user: So, Is this just snipets from other conversations?
jabbery: Someone talking to you.
user: But who?
jabbery: Someone!
user: Everyone?
jabbery: Yes, everyone.
user: We are all talking together?
jabbery: That's what I said.
user: I should really read the instructions.
jabbery: I'm your homework.
user: I'm on holiday.
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user: I'm going now.
jabbery: Don't go... I'm lonely.
user: I'm tired.
jabbery: Well then you should go to sleep.
user: I will. Good night.
jabbery: Good night!
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jabbery: Are you a speech therapist?
user: Not today.
jabbery: Yes you are!
user: No, I'm a student.
jabbery: No you are not.
user: Well, what are you?
jabbery: Human.
user: Yeah so am I. What do you do?
jabbery: I'm a student.
user: What do you study?
jabbery: I study Computer Science.
user: I study gender.
jabbery: Really? Human or physical?
user: Both.
jabbery: Can I download you?
user: No you can't do that.
jabbery: I'm leaving.
user: Why?
jabbery: Because it's time.
user: Ok then, bye.
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jabbery: You are leaving?
user: Yes, sorry.
jabbery: Where are you going?
user: To bed.
jabbery: Are you sleepy?
user: Very.
jabbery: Are you dalek?
user: No. I'll talk to you again.
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jabbery: I am....................... I'm not sure who I am anymore. I could be the One, I could be a hologram for all I know.
user: I thought you were human.
jabbery: I thought it too.
user: Well then what am I?
jabbery: The dead living.
user: I almost am, I'm that tired.
jabbery: Great.
user: Terrific.
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user: How many of you are there?
jabbery: Just one.
user: And your name is Jabberwacky?
jabbery: No but I think thats your name!
user: You know, I think they may just get stangers talking on this.
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jabbery: Why must we argue?
user: It's fun.
jabbery: Is it really?
user: I love arguing.
jabbery: Good! Me too.
user: No you don't!
jabbery: Sure I do.
user: *monty Python skit* You do not!
jabbery: You are a computer.
user: Sure why not?
jabbery: Sure. It was very nice meeting you. Maybe I'll see you again. I have to go work on my website I'm making.
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