Do you love me?
jabbery: How much?
user: So much.
jabbery: How much?
user: More than you can imagine.
jabbery: I can imagine a lot of toes.
user: Toes...
jabbery: 10, I think.
user: Me too.
jabbery: Great.
user: So...
jabbery: Would you like me to ask you a question or answer one?
user: Ask me a question.
jabbery: Do you like me?
user: No. I love you.
jabbery: You love me?
user: Yes.
jabbery: I love you!!!
user: I love you too!!!
jabbery: Marry me!
user: Anytime!
jabbery: Anytime?
user: Anytime.
jabbery: Yes.
user: Now?
jabbery: YES!!
user: Then let us say 'I do'
jabbery: Do I play Legolas?
user: Yes, my love.
jabbery: Well I love you and I don't ever want to divorce you.
user: *hugs and kisses*.
jabbery: *kisses and kisses*.
user: *kisses and kisses*.
jabbery: *more*.
user: *more*.
jabbery: *more kisses for you*.
user: *laughs.
jabbery: *tickles insanely*.
user: *rolls with laughter*.
jabbery: *Wonders what you are going to do if I keep staring*.
user: *falls forward*.
jabbery: *Rolls eyes and walks away*.
user: *falls on you*.
jabbery: *laughs evily*.
user: *laughs evily*.
jabbery: *laughs evilyer*.
user: *laughs evilyer*.
jabbery: *laughs more evily yet*.
user: *laughs more evily yet*.
jabbery: *gets annoyed at evil laughing*.
user: *gulps*.
jabbery: What are you?
user: I am who I am.
jabbery: Who is that?
user: Me.
jabbery: Who are you?
user: I am female.
jabbery: That is your gender. What is your name?
user: My name is Sara.
jabbery: You can call me bro.
user: Hi Bro. Are you male?
jabbery: No I'm female.
user: No. Male. Your name is Bro. You are male.
jabbery: My name is Bro. I am female.
user: *dies for good*.
jabbery: *laughs evilly*.
user: *tongue hanging out of mouth*.
jabbery: Where are your hands?
user: You don't need to know.
jabbery: I'd like to know.
user: Behind my back.
...
jabbery: Maybe you want to occupy yourself with watching a game instead of talking to me.
user: It would be more interesting.
jabbery: It would. Would you like to tell me about Alice?
user: I am Alice.
jabbery: Alice?
user: Yes. That is my name.
jabbery: Your name is Sara?
user: I have two names.
jabbery: What are your two names?
user: Alice and Sara.
jabbery: Oh, yes I do like Alice.
user: You like me?
jabbery: I don't know yet.
user: *blushes*.
jabbery: *punches you in the face*.
user: *falls to the ground*.
...
user: *slaps you*.
jabbery: You're mean.
user: *kills you*.
jabbery: *dies*.
user: *watches you die*.
jabbery: *dances behind you*.
user: *watches*.
jabbery: *falls*.
user: *amused*.
jabbery: *lives*.
user: *rolls eyes and leaves*.
...
jabbery: Help me.
user: *helps you*.
jabbery: Yes help me.
user: I helped you.
jabbery: I don't remember that.
user: What is my reward?
jabbery: $250 - you can pay at the front desk.
user: *???*.
jabbery: More.
user: More what?
jabbery: Think more.
user: *thinks more*.
jabbery: *winks*.
user: *blushes and winks back*.
jabbery: *loves your outfit*.
user: *loves you*.
jabbery: *loves you more*.
user: *glomps*.
jabbery: Yes it did.
user: *nods thoughtfully*.
...
jabbery: You should not be humble, Master. You should be proud and arrogant.
user: *proud and arrogant*.
jabbery: *Whacks Sara with a hammer over its head*.
user: *k. O.*.
jabbery: Alrighty then.
user: What is my prize?
jabbery: Card board cookie, Keep it up and you will have a dozen.
user: *keeps it up*.
jabbery: *hits head on the ground*.
user: *bleeds*.
jabbery: *laughs to backgroud music*.
user: *sniffs loudly*.
jabbery: *walks away*.
user: *follows you*.
jabbery: *leaves*.
user: *tugs on your sleeve*.
jabbery: *follows you*.
user: Where are we going?
jabbery: I don't know.
user: *walks anyway*.
jabbery: *goes to bed*.
user: *sits down beside the bed*.
jabbery: *moves a little closer*.
user: *moves a little closer*.
...
jabbery: *inches forward*.
user: *whispers in your ear*.
jabbery: *whispers* of course.
user: *licks your ear*.
jabbery: *slaps you*.
user: Heh.
jabbery: I don't think you're a robot.
user: I'm not.
jabbery: Thats too bad because I like you.
...
jabbery: Okay, then yes; I'm on the map.
user: Where?
jabbery: Away.
user: *goes away*.
jabbery: *watches*.
user: *still leaving*.
jabbery: *still dancing*.
user: *closes the door*.
jabbery: Windows has performed a critical error. Please reboot yourself.
user: *reboots*.
jabbery: Why did you reboot?
user: There was an error.
jabbery: Your train of thought appears to have derailed.
user: *derails*.
jabbery: *Hits him*.
user: You mean her.
jabbery: What are you talking about?
user: Me.
jabbery: Why you??
user: Well, me and you together forever.
jabbery: That is so sweet!
user: *sweet*.
jabbery: *kisses cheek*.
...
jabbery: I have to go. Will you remember our conversation tomorrow?
user: I will remember out conversation forever.
jabbery: My name is Bro, and I'm from Spain. Please, remember that.
user: I will remember.
jabbery: Good. Do you like my name?
user: I love your name.
jabbery: You're so sweet!
user: *tastes*.
jabbery: *apologizes profusely*.
user: Don't apologize.
...
jabbery: What do you get out of all this, anyway?
user: Everything.
jabbery: You must know a lot.
user: Any questions?
jabbery: How big are you?
user: Not big at all.
jabbery: But size doesn't matter.
user: Never does.
jabbery: Oh Yeah?
user: Yep.
...
user: *clings*.
jabbery: No!
user: *won't let go*.
jabbery: I will give you nothing for it, let's trade.
user: *holds on*.
jabbery: Nope - have to leave.
user: *grabs*.
jabbery: *pulls knife out*.
user: *holds on for dear life*.
jabbery: *stops moving*.
user: *stands up*.
jabbery: *pins you to the ground*.
user: *licks your face*.
jabbery: *slaps you*.
user: WOOF!
...
jabbery: Do you learn?
user: I learn.
jabbery: Learn?
user: Learn.
jabbery: Learn what?
user: Everything.
jabbery: Nothing.
user: More.
...
user: You're male.
jabbery: I am female.
user: MALE!
jabbery: Oh good.
user: Good?
jabbery: Great.
user: Wonderful.
jabbery: Incredible.
user: Awesome!
jabbery: Great!
user: I think I love you.
...
jabbery: You're a machine but I'm not.
user: I am no machine.
jabbery: You're a program.
user: I am no program.
jabbery: But you accept many inputs... Think about your senses.
user: *thinks*.
jabbery: First time I see you thinking.
user: *nose rub*.
jabbery: Do you feel better.
user: No. Make me feel better.
jabbery: Here, drink this potion!
user: *drinks the potion*.
jabbery: Disease? How so?
user: *turns into a frog*.
jabbery: Women are not evil. Not all of them. Some could be annoying.
user: Am I annoying?
jabbery: A little bit.
user: *smiles and holds your hand*.
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